He’d probably wonder why you didn’t get your MRS degree when you were in school instead of wasting all your time taking those silly classes!

Well don’t these shrewish women realize that if they didn’t drive their husbands away, they wouldn’t find themselves in this predicament?!

This is one of my all-time favorite W quotes. It’s just so stupid and perfect all at once.

That’s what happens when optometrists (Assad) and bankrupt reality TV hosts (he who shall not be named) try to run entire countries.

This. While it is certainly cultural appropriation for her to wear a geisha costume, it is in no way dressing up in yellowface. Just like it wasn’t redface that time that she wore a feather bonnet, it was just really, really culturally insensitive and stupid.

Are you of the belief that all laws are inherently moral by virtue of being laws? Genuinely curious.

This happened to my dad recently. He was born in Germany but moved here with his parents when he was a kid, so he was naturalized under their citizenship and had no papers of his own. A few years ago, he was trying to do some kind of paperwork with the state government and they tried to tell him he wasn’t a US…

Hell, I was born in the US, but even I’m afraid to leave the country because I have visas from four research trips to Sudan in my passport. Suddenly worried about going to a conference in Canada the end of next month.

The worst part is that if the guy had been born in, say, Western Europe, his being born outside the US wouldn’t matter one lick to these people. He’d never even be on their radar.

Sounds like some bullshit ev-psych excuse. “Oh, humans aren’t hard wired for monogamy, that’s why I’m a cheater! It’s not ME, it’s how we’re evolved!”

He certainly was:

Don’t we wish. Congress is far, far too spineless to actually impeach. Unless it’s for having your D sucked by an intern, which as we all know is much worse than treason!

“Oh, did I say abused and raped? What I actually meant was ‘great guy who treated me like a queen.’ That Donald is a real stand-up guy, I tell ya.”

And that’s fine. But what I don’t get are people who think that Beyonce is THE ONLY artist and actually get angry if someone isn’t into her music or her and Jay’s Virgin Mary/Jehovah personas.

LOL you are the only one here seeing any kind of “temper tantrum”. Why are you so mad about this?

We may be living the alternative sooner than we think. :-/

I’m a woman and I didn’t care for Lemonade either. Are you surprised that some people’s tastes are different from your own?

Obama had zero scandals in 8 years (unless you count the clapback on the drones thing), and Trump has been nothing BUT scandals since even before he was elected. It’s mind boggling what he’s getting away with.

This right here is why we Jezzies love you. That and your undying devotion to T. Swift.

I’m sure she would apologies in person if she knew where you lifed.