I really think we’re going to be seeing from him more and more! Believe me.

Coming from a Trumpster like yourself, that is the highest of compliments.

Seconding the folic acid! I started taking prenatal multivitamins as soon as we decided that I was going off birth control. The spinal column develops so incredibly early in the pregnancy that you definitely want to be on a folic acid supplement right away. I also added mercury-free omega-3 capsules for extra strong…

And/or “Get you some business and mind that, Father Time.”

You’re right, I’m clearly the worst kind of person for being empathetic to my fellow human beings and their struggles. Only garbage people and suckers care about the fates of others, right?

Congrats on being a shitty excuse for a person.

I think it’s 100% normal and natural to worry about whether you’ll be able to conceive. I went through all the same feelings when hubs and I started trying/being reckless. I had the added stress of being 35 (not old, but not young by childbearing standards), and also having a weird endocrine condition that I was…

He won’t even be aware of it unless it’s mentioned on SNL.

Funny, I imagine many deportees are asking the same question right now. But who cares about them “illegals”, right?

It shouldn’t be a problem if we did, right? I mean, it’s not like you have a job and a family and a life here, so why not just make you pack up and leave? Oh wait…

Ungreying for so much truth.

“If there was no first world and third world, I would be all for open borders.”

Your logic is seriously flawed here. Breaking and entering private property is in no way equivalent to overstaying a visa or crossing the border of a country without going through the proper channels. If you can’t see that, then I’m afraid no one here can help you.

False equivalence. Try again.

If only we could deport people like internet commenter embraceyourinsectoverlord and everyone else who refers to human beings as “illegals” (and likely also “blacks”, “gays”, and everyone darker than pristine white as “Mexicans”).

Woman here, and I’ve had a smattering of women give me a ‘crush your bones’ type of handshake. But in my experience men either give me a normal firm handshake or a limp fish handshake. Or worse, the dreaded ‘grasp only the tips of your fingers’ handshake.

It’s awkward mainly because Trump grabs Abe’s hand and then yanks his arm in a bizarre dominance display. Super uncouth and not at all normal handshaking behavior.

True, but I feel like that’s still an awkward conversation to have, which is why I’m personally not gonna tell anyone except immediate family about my pregnancy until I’ve had those tests done. But I totally think that people should announce whenever they want, no judgment from me.

The one caveat would be that you can’t detect things like trisomy mutations and neural tube defects until 10-12 weeks, and many people would choose to terminate a pregnancy if any of those screenings came back positive. So it would be a little awkward to have to tell people you’re no longer pregnant because your kid…

Trump hasn’t done anything to prepare for his job, so why would we assume that anyone in his cabinet has prepared for theirs? Bunch of fucking idiots.