I mean, Ivanka is pretty repugnant herself.

I feel like I see a lot of people wearing their shoes like this, and I don’t get it. It seems especially dangerous in tall heels to have them flopping around in the back as you walk.

He and A.J. have so much in common, what with hating brown people and all.

Good thing he did away with those domestic violence assistance programs, though. You know, to balance the budget.

I don’t think ‘free speech’ means what you think it means.

Mmm, Red Vines…

This is unbelievable yet totally believable!

I was recently at a wedding shower where the bride to be said “Oh thank goodness I got these personalized hangers for my dress and veil! I was in a wedding last month and the bride had hers on PLASTIC hangers! Plastic! I felt so sorry for her.”

My money is on Banana Cream Pie and Yukon Gold Potato.

The monthly belly photos can fuck right off. It’s like, share the changes and progress with your partner if you have one, but does the rest of the world really care that your “bump” is slightly bigger than it was 4 weeks ago? And I say this as a pregnant person. I know no one gives a shit about my belly except me and…

All of this, 100%. Baby showers and wedding showers are so incredibly awkward, and it’s only made worse if a baby shower includes a fucking “gender reveal”. Like how much pomp and display does a person need?

I’m currently pregnant and everyone keeps asking if we’re going to find out the baby’s sex before it’s born. Even if we do, I am not telling ANYBODY because I swear to god if I do, everyone we know will bombard us with all pink shit or all blue shit and I am not having it. First of all, why does pink = girl, and…

This would be hysterically funny if it wasn’t so goddamn sad. Jesus Christ.

Pssh, year? I’m betting the impeachment process will start by spring.

It’s so sickening, isn’t it? I respect and admire my husband for many reasons, but I just tell him that and shit. I don’t need to kneel at his feet and stare up at him in wonder like he’s the GD baby Jesus.

Yes!

For real. Hell, I’m currently pregnant and neither I nor my husband consider ourselves parents yet. We will be parents after I squeeze the little grub out of my vaginal canal. But we CERTAINLY were not parents when we were still trying to get pregnant. We also have two cats and they are not going anywhere because they…

Fucking sanctimonious bullshit on his part. “Well you see I am a PARENT so no old-ass cats in MY house and anyone who has cats will never be cool enough to get laid anyway hurf durf”

Exactly. Gloves and a dust mask are all you need, along with some good hand soap for afterwards.

Only cat feces are bad for pregnant women. So it’s very easy to be pregnant and have a cat if you have a partner around who can scoop out the litter box for you. People who give away pets without surrendering them to a reputable no-kill shelter are the worst type of human being.