I used to follow Chris Pratt on Twitter until I came to the realization that he was literally the only celebrity in my feed who wasn’t vocalizing their outrage for everything Trump. He was just posting shit about Play-Doh and promoting his movies and shit, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a Trump supporter. I no…

Yep, after Trump puts him on blast and threatens to have O’Reilly jailed or dismembered or whatever for being critical of Il Douche.

Oh fuck off.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, I guess.

This is some serious dictator shit. Everything he has done and said in the past week has been some SERIOUS dictator shit.

When they do that, they get fired. Apparently.

BILL O’REILLY said that?! Jesus, now I know I’m in fucking Bizarro World.

Still love Titanic. Come at me, haters.

Goddamn, you are one contrary mofo. Are you just following me around Kinja disagreeing with everything I say? Find a new hobby.

Thank you. I somewhat enjoyed Stranger Things, but I thought it was wildly overrated. Those other shows, on the other hand, are nothing short of amazing.

Where did I say CA was the ONLY progressive state? You’re putting quite a few words in my mouth, friend.

Haha, Jesus. It’s the absolute basest form of humor, that show. But a lot of people like it because it makes them feel smart to watch a show about astrophysicists.

It is SO stupid.

Yes! I especially lovethe crisscross in the front. The whole thing is flowy and rich and divine.

Wh… huh?! How? And why?

Let’s hope he drops dead along with Cheetolini.

Serious question: do you write horror? If so, would read. That was one of the creepiest mental images I’ve had in a while.

After some updates above, I will add that Julia Louis Dreyfuss looks lovely in her leaf gown.

Something about how it’s hyper-standardized and mostly deep fried which he thinks translates to germ-free. I don’t get it either, but then what reasonable person gets his #alternativefacts in the first place?

Annalise Basso and Tituss Burgess look amazing. Everyone else’s look is either a snooze fest or just downright awful. I’ll give Gwendolyn Christie a pass because she’s Gwendolyn Christie.