Fair point. I think he’s got a giant festering turd where his heart should have been. Sometimes that turd grows a few sizes and comes out his mouth, which happens basically any time he says anything.

Lots of wildly popular shows get cancelled, and lots of awful shows remain on the air for all eternity. Feel free to enjoy TBBT to your heart’s content but you can’t convince me that it isn’t terrible.

I mean, it’s a really terrible show, though. Like painfully bad.

I mean, this is Jezebel. There are definitely commenters on here who think the “ask nicely” tack is a totally reasonable one, and sarcasm isn’t always so obvious in writing.

There aren’t enough eyerolls for you.

Unrelated question for Denver peeps: since when did they start calling the Denver metro area “The Metro”? I’m a CO native who’s been living in CA for the past 7 years, so I am entirely out of the loop on this nonsense.

Most of us are never shot at or even have a gun pulled on us, though. But good try.

What makes you think I support concealed/open carry? We’d have far fewer gun deaths overall if they were outlawed across the board.

Yes, because that works. Anyone who’s resorting to shooting a gun at you isn’t generally in a state of mind to be reasoned with, unlike those hostage movies where someone is always able to talk the guy down and wrest the weapon from his hand while he breaks down in tears.

Unfortunately bullet proof vests don’t protect certain vital organs like brains, were they to take a shot to the head.

Yeah, I mean why would anyone be afraid of being shot at. They should have just let the kid keep shooting because, after all, their training will magically keep bullets from piercing their bodies.

Did anyone copy edit this post? Like, at all?

I didn’t say it’s worse. But don’t pretend that strippers are somehow empowered by stripping.

I presume you’re being sarcastic/throwing shade at stereotypical Jez commenters.

“Man, I wish I could still do ballet. Oh well, guess I’ll take my clothes off for creepy men instead.”

I mean, if the mom-to-be isn’t invited, it’s more just a brunch party than an actual baby shower. Why would a bunch of non-pregnant women have a baby-themed party? None of this makes sense.

Sad!

Maybe we should build a wall around his place of residence and make him pay for it.

The biggest diseases. Yuge. Some people are saying that his diseases are the best in the world.