I love how this guy thinks that Trump somehow owes $0 in federal income taxes.

I like the cut of your jib.

I don’t think there’s a statute of limitations on sex crimes/pedophilia…

Honestly, maybe the real conflict in this divorce isn’t who gets custody of the kids, but who gets custody of Georgie C.

Agreed--Angie will definitely find someone who’s like Amal Clooney’s clone, while Brad goes full Leo and latches onto a VS model.

Thank you for this. I never understood all the fawning over Adele, when she literally just yells words in tune with music. Yelling loudly in tune does not make someone a good singer.

YES. I consistently get amazing responses singing Journey’s Lights at karaoke. It’s my go-to whenever I’m not sure which song to put in.

I mean, I’ve known guys named Dustin who have gone by Dusty. Not ALL that weird.

Every fucking time I think it’s French Stewart, and I wonder how the fuck he still has any money to buy seven giant diamond rings.

Can you tell me what makes you qualified to diagnose her based on the “past 15 years of media”?

Please. Unless you are the woman’s psychiatrist, then you have zero knowledge of her mental health history.

And you would know what she’s like in private because…?

Yes, I’m 100% sure that you, random internet commenter, are privy to Angie’s mental health status/history as well as her and Brad’s day to day life and relationship.

What 17 year olds do you know who are influential enough that they could be the kingpin of a massive pedophilia ring? Brad Pitt is not Joffrey, FFS.

Yeah, I mean, who wouldn’t need drugs to put up with a beautiful woman who’s also a committed humanitarian and the mother of your children? Count me out ugh.

Yes! Clearly an adorable stuffed bear.

Yeah, I always thought that they were all Christopher Robin’s stuffed animals who came to life in his imagination. Same with Hobbes of Calvin & Hobbes fame.

Same!! I am 35.

I mean, a lot of people (both men and women) want a proposal to be a surprise. So unless Zi ever had specific occasion to say “When you propose marriage to me, please do not do it during my Olympic medal ceremony” then how would he know what she wants? Maybe he wanted to make it a surprise, and it would have ruined…

I love how you’re being accused of “mansplaining” how people should feel about this, all while those same people are telling us all how we should feel about this.