eggshelljones
eggshelljones
eggshelljones

But they were feeding them. Animals will keep comingback to a place where they know there’s a sure source of food. By feeding them, those dudes were ensuring that those alligators kept coming back for more.

…so people should keep hand-feeding them?

But Disney does have control over whether its employees are luring dangerous wild animals to park property.

Well, I don’t think anyone’s suggesting that the gators attacked a human because they were being fed. The implication is that the only reason the gators were so nearby in the first place is because they were being fed, and as a result they happened to encounter a delicious morsel that happened to be someone’s child.

San Francisco is pretty good too, and getting better every time I fly from there.

No worries! I also endure much criticism from my puritan mother.

What is a Beth Behrs?

Octopus’s Garden!

I used that song to walk down the aisle to at my wedding. The lyrics are sneaky because what he ends up saying is that he'll only stop loving her when the stars cease to exist. :-)

My dad and I danced to Joan Baez’s version of Forever Young. That one is a nice, neutral, no-fucking kind of song.

All of these grown-ass adults who are obsessed with Pokemon can just get off my lawn. Literally and figuratively.

And this right here us the problem with the anti-intellectualism that is so rampant in the US. People don’t understand, and don’t want to understand, basic fucking statistics or how to use them. Maybe the average Joe can get away with that, but these willfully ignorant elected officials who don’t understand basic

I mean, I am under the impression that my friends share things with their partners too, and that if they didn’t want me to share something with my husband, they would specifically ask me not to. Spouses talk, and that’s all there is to it. If my friend says “Please don’t tell anyone, not even [husband]”, then I

That’s fine. I’m still going to tell my husband stuff, because we share things with each other. Given that you and I will never know each other in real life, I don't really see how that affects you in any way whatsoever.

I also like the name Endeavor, which was not on the list, because I am a nerd who’s into British period crime dramas.

Ok, so you're a gimmick account, right?

If it really was meaningless in my own life, I probably wouldn’t even think about it long enough to mention it to my husband. But if the topic somehow came up between him and me, then yeah, I might say something.

I gotta admit, I kind of like the names Liberty and Verity.

I don’t think its gossiping. If a friend told me something that I later told other friends, coworkers, etc., then sure. But telling the one person I share my life with is a pretty different matter. It’s not like I would run home and immediately say “OMG YOU HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT THIS”, but if the person comes up in

Sorry, but I can't imagine keeping secrets from my spouse, unless it would somehow endanger someone's life or safety. And I assume that others tell their partners things too, so I just try to be judicious about what I share with others