The complainer appears to be under the impression that it is still the 1950s, when women matched their hat to their coat to their dress to their gloves to their bag to their shoes to their jewelry. We are far less monochrome in 2016, but apparently SOMEBODY didn't get the memo.

Somehow it's even worse that he chose Cage because of a fucking comic book character. It seems he is incapable of making good decisions in many aspects of his life.

It's all beginning to make sense. Although you'd think that he would use his real last name professionally, then, rather than Cage.

“Hello, robot they call ‘Tom’.”

Also, apparently, a Coppola. I had no idea.

Someone will correct me if I’m wrong, but I think “stan” is a reference to the Eminem song “Stan” about an obsessed superfan.

May I submit “Kardashiani” for your consideration.

But what type of bait attracts the most breath tho?

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Poppycock, no one said “you guys” until the FEMINIST BLOGGERS(TM) started doing it.

I like to live my life by the “If a Kardashian likes something, I won’t touch it with a ten foot pole” rule.

The entire Kardashian Klan is the most insecure bunch of people I've ever laid eyes on.

You mean shrink-wrapping my belly and not exercising DOESN’T burn fat? Preposterous, I say.

No worries! Also, Robin Thicke is a butt.

Absolutely. I wish there were more of those kinds of controversies.

I love how everyone was like “OMG that comment was so racist, that song was about black butts ONLY” and now Sir Mix-a-Lot is like “I’m glad she's happy with her butt, that’s the whole point of the song.” What will people internet-rage about now?

I guess I'm not sure what you were getting at and assumed you were defending TS as songwriter. My bad.

And you keep posting things and then pretending you didn't post them.

Hey Taylor, nice to see you on Jezebel.

Oh really? http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultur…