Taylor Swift’s net worth is $200 million. TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. She is more than fairly compensated for her cookie-cutter algorithm-written songs, and that’s not going to change even if some 14 year old girl who knows 3 guitar chords wants to cover one of her songs and post it on the internet.

But, like, if her songs are on YouTube then she might get to have only 6 mansions instead of 12! The humanity…

You literally said that Zoe Saldana isn't dark skinned enough for the role. So yes, you did say that she's not black enough.

When I asked who you think is black enough to portray Nina Simone and you essentially responded with “anyone darker than Zoe Saldana”.

So are you claiming that Zoe Saldana is lying about being black? Did I miss the part where someone made you the arbiter of race and ethnicity?

I don’t think it’s necessarily essential for you both to like all the same things, but I do think it’s good for both partners to indulge the other’s interests. You don’t need to pretend that you like something you don’t, but you should care that your partner wants to share things with you (as he should also care when…

Ah yes, the old “if I disagree with you, then you’re a troll” shtick. In that case, happy trolling to you, reflectioneternal.

Because it's trolling to wonder why one black actor needs to defend her blackness, while others are accepted without question?

And can you explain how she's blacker than Zoe Saldana?

Yeah, because having a man portray Nina Simone would go over so well.

So what does it have to do with?

Can u rite in inglish broe?

Yeah, because I DEFINITELY implied that all black people are interchangeable. Give me a fucking break. Maybe you should stop telling other people what to do.

“I’d love to be in your movie, but you know, I’m just not black enough. Here’s a list of much blacker people you can call.”

Goddamn, people are oblivious.

Apparently you missed the part where it says the pouch locks when you enter the phone free zone.

Dear god, the iPads. My husband and I went to one of those luau tourist shows in Hawaii a few years ago, and the woman next to us filmed the ENTIRE THING on her iPad. Multiple people behind her had already told her to turn it off, and she ignored them, then the people on the other side of her told her to turn it off,…

Sorry, no. I have fired an AR-15 before and am comfortable with its operation and its appearance. But that doesn’t mean I think that the average Joe Citizen needs to or should own one. And if you’re going to argue that if AR-15s were banned, people would just use some other kind of firearm to kill people, then doesn’t…

Again, Samantha Bee is not writing a bill to submit for congressional approval. Everyone, including gun nuts, knows exactly what she means when she talks about assault rifles in a conversational setting. If you ate more hung up on her terminology than you are on the daily violent deaths of innocent people, then the…

This post is about the whitest thing I have ever read.