I like the song where all the members of the Furious Five keep saying THEY'RE the group's real ladies' man.

Back then, it was believed people were smart enough to know II and III meant the second and third chapter in the series. That proved to be wrong, which is why all sequels in America failed until "Teen Wolf Too."

I thought they made the teens as obnoxious as possible so that we ended up siding with the killer and screaming for their blood. Kind of like when they shoot Kevin Costner's pet wolf and use his diary for shitting paper in "Dances With Wolves."

When they referred to Master Blaster (and also Stitch Jones) as "The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a," I don't think they were troubled by the fact that neither character was Muslim.

You probably never had it…you just listened to the audio on the scrambled channel and maybe watched it during one of those free weekends they used to have. The first time we had one, I taped "Back to the Future."

Totally.

By that hat, I'm guessing he's either starring in an urban reboot of "Curious George" or a sequel to "Who's My Caddy."

Was it a rare shot where she kept her tongue and horsey teeth in her mouth?

My fuckstyle is Blush and Bashful.

No love for "Hairshirt"?

You'd probably be less likely to get in trouble than if I had gone through with my plan in college to get one of those "Yes, I'm Black and I Am Not a Criminal" T-shirts that Cuba Gooding's brother wore in "Jerry Maguire"…on a campus with plenty of Flint and Detroit natives.

So when are they going to bring back Tony Danza? Preferably with a chimp.

A video game museum here wouldn't be a bad idea. They don't even have a poster from Pee-wee's Big Adventure at The Wheel Inn in Cabazon, CA.

The original MAD magazine parody of the first film had Artoo referring to Threepio as a "fag robot."

"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that isn't all that important."

I'm proud to say that as of this season, some of the T-shirt vendors near Wrigley Field were still selling "Horry Kow!" T-shirts.

Vince Vaughn always looks like he's got a really bad hangover.

I don't know how, but I fear that some way, "The Situation" is going to worm his way into this stupid film.

When they were casting the Star Wars prequels, Samuel L. Jackson told Entertainment Weekly that he was so keen to be in the new films, he'd even play Luke Skywalker's slave.

I'm surprised there isn't more love for her and also for her fellow Canadian Sarah Polley…they're just the sort of "accessible" girls we losers actually think we'd have a chance with.