I'm about to start the first season in a few weeks…now with her on it gives me another good reason…I was wondering what happened to that cute Canadian.

Any already-attractive woman who thinks that putting on weight is going to make her less sexy should spend maybe ten minutes online finding out how many guys are not into skinny women and then just go have some ice cream or cheesecake.

The thought of Gillian Anderson putting on more weight to make her sexier and more delicious (not in the literal sense) sounds like my perfect fantasy.

And after everyone laughed at him when the episode originally came out, didn't he try to act humble and say that he "needed to work on" being less egotistical?

Something Kanye something something fish dicks something you love to eat them because you love dick.

I don't remember that one, but if memory is correct, in that racial equality episode I mentioned above, Brandon takes a trip to South Central where he meets the editor of the ghetto school's paper (he later became a recurring character who was with Andrea for awhile, I think). The black kid gives some maudlin lament…

Can Andre Royo make a cameo as a junkie fish, kind of like in that episode of King of the Hill where Hank mistakenly buys crack and uses it as fish bait?

I had a racist friend who got an Asian girlfriend and I got him to admit that it would probably turn him on more if she would speak in broken English and act completely innocent and childlike in regards to American culture, even though she had lived here most of her life, spoke unaccented English, and had a Master's…

The only thing I know about it was Devo did a decent title song for the movie.

He may also have been wearing a B.U.M. Equipment T-shirt and one of those bike caps with the upturned bill.

Getting better, and I don't know if I'd be happy if I was transported back to the year 1987, when I wore jams, rode one of those stupid scooters you moved by kicking your foot out and "steering," and the kids made fun of me because I thought a blowjob was when a girl actually blew on your dick.

Actual joke from Married…with Children that was apparently funny enough to be in the promos:

Thanks a lot…now I'm going to be thinking of that stupid opening to Three Men and a Baby done in fast-motion…then I'm going to be thinking of that stupid movie…then I'm going to be thinking of how that stupid movie made tons of money and inspired a sequel and many other movies about babies.

And I remember when Beetlejuice came out, my dad dismissed it as a ripoff of Topper.

How about "Dr. Detroit," where he was a college professor turned pimp.

I still remember the days when white people were not "allowed" to rap unless they were "from the streets." The Beastie Boys were the only rappers who were spared the ridicule of Vanilla Ice and Snow.

I used them for my lunch and milk tickets back in elementary school.

Now I want to watch the part of Mr. T's "Be Somebody - Or Be Somebody's Fool" where he shows kids a bunch of ridiculous styles made out of homemade clothes.

With an ugly cartoon of Andre the Giant on it.

Just cast Galifianikis to play another lazy party slob and call him "Egon Junior."