And to think of the dashed hopes of all those Mario Van Peebles fans who have been clamoring for a "Solo" sequel.

That beats me pissing in the theatre where I saw "Crimson Tide."

Yes, Paulie did:

"How will you live, John?"

I'll go to see it if they bring back Paulie, get him drunk, and give him a gun.

When I saw it, the film broke and some idiot got a laugh by yelling "Bogus!"

Then he'd murder you in the middle of the night and blame it on Slender Man.

Then, in a twist ending, he comes back to the USA finally hoping for some recognition….and everyone's speaking Spanish!

Next time, yell "Pull!" right before doing it, like when you're skeet-shooting.

Then Ray Winstone stuck his head around the corner and said, "You 'avin' a larf, are ya, ya Yank poof? 'At's Steven Berkoff, a well-respected playwright 'ere in Britain for the last fookin' thirty years!"

Can't be any worse than "You wasted a kid out there…for nothing…and now I think it's time to waste you."

Maybe he could be imbued with magic powers by some Tibetan monk or something. Or they could try to turn it into an Indiana Jones-type adventure where he searches for some sacred crystal that turns the bad guys into stone at the end.

Actually, I read in Susan Faludi's book "Stiffed" that Stallone played Biff in a college production and could still remember his lines 30 years later.

Reasons This Film Will Fail:

I remember really disliking For Your Eyes Only, though I know a lot of people like that one and see it as an antidote to the gadget- and FX-heavy films of the late '70s.

Me too!

For the record, I'd probably do either…the mom probably has a better body but the girl does have youth and those blue eyes on her side.

I cannot read anything about that show without thinking it should read "Downtown Abbey" (I work as a copy editor).

Maybe 10 years ago. Now they all say "Vote For Pedro."

No, I think it was 25 total. I came close to buying it, but reminded myself that I could get them for nearly free from Netflix any time I wanted.