When I had On Demand a few years ago, most of the movies were terrible…the sort of made-for-video shit nobody rents.

I'd prefer, simply, GPD.

On the dry erase board in the writers' room for this show:

I don't mind waiting for stuff to come. People think that having everything at your fingertips is always better, but waiting for movies or TV shows is part of the fun, even if you're dying to finish a series.

I just worry that one day, Netflix will cancel their mail-in program. I don't have streaming and love mail-in because there's a huge variety of shows/movies.

Burger King's still better than McDonald's.

Michael Kamen once said that Bush was his first choice to sing "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)"

Dear Advertisers,

Is this going to be like that King of the Hill episode where Bobby decides to become a clown, but a traditional Italian commedia dell'arte type harlequin with jokes that go over everyone's head?

I wonder what that Kreb Scout with the braids looks like nowadays…

"And there's no love…like our love…and no other…could give more love…"

Talk about the most generic chorus ever:

It's probably because they're in areas with a lot of older people or people that can't afford/aren't interested in the Internet. My parents still have a membership up North.

I'm not a fan of Jackass, but Bad Grandpa was a lot better than I thought.

True, although the Internet has proven that if you're a Republican or a Democrat, you all think the same way as everyone else in your party.

Proof of brilliance: Arnold looks at a picture of Boy George in a teen magazine and suggests, "Why don't they call him Girl George? It would make things less confusing."

Maybe, but Johnny Knoxville is a poor substitute for John Grizzly.

Anna Paquin Syndrome

I found "UHF" for $2 at the Salvation Army.

I always find that stuff amusing since people are always going on about how "looks don't matter." It reminds me of when that movie "Precious" came out and there were all these comments on Celebitchy, this website I used to visit, about how overjoyed people were at seeing a dark-skinned, morbidly obese, unattractive…