I remember liking this movie, but I remember very few funny lines though I know there were some. Tim Robbins did a good job…this was when he was still in his days playing big goofy guys.

I guess, if he had to resort to fucking that buttplug maid he fathered a kid with. I think the outrage online was more that she was so unattractive as compared to Shriver, rather than the fact that he was unfaithful.

I've got the book.

I just read Brett Martin's book "Difficult Men," which focuses mainly on the making of The Sopranos, Mad Men, and The Wire (it's led me to get David Simon and Edward Burns's "The Corner" for Labor Day weekend). It's worth a read.

Please tell me the "anaconda" in the song isn't a euphemism for dick.

I can think of a lot of people more hateable. Guy does have one hell of a schnoz, though.

It's the name "Drew McWeeny."

He doesn't even own a wallet…he usually keeps his money and ID stuffed in his sock and he loses money all the time.

Please don't tell me she was naturally slim despite this.

I'd be happy to email you the tracks if I can. I just got my computer and external HD running again.

Probably beats the one I read on Eddie Murphy that was written by some guy who grew up in the same neighborhood.

Does she go to that girls' school Oprah built in Africa that got criticized because it had a spa and beauty salon?

As Eddie Murphy once said, "If y'all would have gotten paid what I did, y'all would have done 'Best Defense' too!"

"Would someone tell me if I was getting…stupider?"

So you know how to play more than "Hot Cross Buns"?

Then how come there hasn't been a single Brett Ratner NewsWire?

I have a friend who once walked into a Dollar Store with a can of beer, shopped while drinking it, and set the beer on that little ledge for signing checks when it was time to pay.

They started ugly Photoshopped images back around 1995-1996 when they released the original movies one last time. Odd because the Star Wars artwork is so iconic and the films so well-known.

They should have gotten rid of the whole "save the town" framing device.

I read somewhere, cannot remember where, that when they filmed that scene, Uma Thurman fled the set in tears when she found out a good portion of the crew was peeking in on her nude.