I still hate all the jolly homeless folk singing "How About You."

It's a very hard CD to find. I had the tape once. I think I've got the score on MP3.

I wish they would hire more artists to create posters, but except for the Star Wars or Harry Potter films, the days of guys like Bob Peak, Robert McGinniss, Richard Amsel, and John Alvin are long-gone.

Didn't "Funhouse" have a leering clown or guy in a jester outfit and the tag line was "Pay to get in. Pray to get out."?

Luckily there aren't any dick holes.

My uncle still has a stuffed Earl the Dead Cat up on his wall.

And all those farting hippos will end up in the attic right next to Bigmouth Billy Bass and Douglas Fir.

When I farted on the subway, all I got was a black guy saying, "Damn, that shit's ROTTEN."

I don't get the socks-with-sandals bit…the whole point of sandals is to keep your feet cool, and who wants to stare at someone's socks anyway? It's like the idiots who wear a T-shirt over a sweatshirt.

I think it's also because as a kid, there's a lot more novelty because of the restrictions put on you. If you're an adult and you're inclined to go buy a big Star Wars AT-AT toy that costs 60 bucks, you can just go and get it, whereas if you're a kid, you'll have to wait for a holiday or at least for someone who can…

"And after two days, I went crazy, and I pigged out, and then they kicked me out!"

Carrot Top Judas!

"Works for us!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

That sounds like me…I'd love to be more of a horror film fan, but so many of them have been letdowns.

It's the unrated one.

"You weren't kind, you didn't rewind, and now, mister, you're gonna get fined!"

I hope that description means she's going to have sass. Like "talk to the hand 'cause the face don't want to hear it no more," followed by snapping her fingers in someone's face.

Looks like Alfred E. Neuman with a Jewfro.

"Hey, in the field of live home entertainment, I'm a god!!"

The extended cut for Superman wasn't really that big of a deal. All we really got was a few more obstacles when Superman goes to Luthor's hideout.