“...but it’s too late, I’ve seen everything.”

Things that will make one say ‘fuck this’:

If whether or not you like an artist’s work has anything at all to wanting to see him brough down for sexual harassment or abuse of power, you are MISSING THE POINT.

My favorite moment was when one of Billy’s henchmen expresses an entirely sane opinion hinting that maybe Steve Wiebe isn’t evil incarnate and perhaps this whole Donkey Kong thing has gotten blown out of proportion, and Billy gives him the ultimate death stare.

Donkey Kong kill screen coming up. Hey everyone, Donkey Kong kill screen. 

You should also show them Loose Change 9/11 to illustrate how a bunch of bullshit can make you believe in kooky theories. Wait oh god don’t do that.

Brian Kuh is walking around the Twin Galaxies office...

I show King of Kong to my Spec Ed English classes to illustrate how a good storyteller can make you care about any topic. They get so wrapped up in it and are always a bit let down to see some random dude holds the title now

It could also be that you’re suffering from dementia as a result of being nearly killed by Pete Rose at the 1970 MLB All-Star Game.

It’s amazing what white people forcing their views on foreign countries did, and now that white countries are changing faster than the foreign countries are that means the foreign countries are the bad guys that need to get with the picture. Also, it is amazing how we can criticize individuals without criticizing an…

“Cowboy Ninja Viking” sounds like the average Kinja username.

“As you can see from my resume I played the Left Shark at the Super Bowl and become an iconic figure in pop culture history.”

“No women, no kids.” - Leon

“No blacks either.” - studio executives

Jesus can we stop with the “Patty Jenkins for best director” nonsense. I enjoyed 3/4 of the movie as much as the next person. And I think it has one of the best scenes in any superhero movie period, but Best Director & Best Picture? No freaking way.

Yet no one says a thing about the *all female* nominees for Best Actress.

Patty Jenkins didn’t deserve to be nominated for a frickin superhero film, but the absence of a nomination for Greta Gerwig was particularly egregious.

Did she make them listen to the Shins?

Imagine a world where Jordan Peele decides to follow up Get Out with Freddy’s Dead. As much as I would like to see that, it would be an equally insane proposition.

They claim to have done it for “gin money,” as they both really like drinking gin.