He’s going to go home and get screwed out of a win in the 94th minute?

I always thought this guy was the reason bats break

My favorite part was Burns calling Pavelski a “shit disturber” in a post-game interview.

Removing the comma would change the meaning of the sentence in a way that would be nonsensical in this context. It would mean ‘You do it at that particular time’. As written, it means ’You do it, in that case’, which is correct. What is the penalty for an incorrect grammar Nazi comment?

Of course you’re not alone!

Its a code for only Peter Gammons to interprate

[lowers chair the old-fashion way]

Nah it was pretty dumb. The points it’s making are more or less valid but the presentation was so over the top that it almost ruins those points in an attempt to just be a really shitty SNL skit (which is saying a lot given how utterly shit SNL has been recently).

This is among the stupidest fucking things I have ever read. You should be ashamed for having written it, and if your parents are still alive you should apologize to them. You should also be questioning all of the life choices that led you to the moment where you wrote that nonsense and hit publish. And no one gives a…

That’s just R bein’ R.

I'm from Tennessee, and I'm genuinely worried about which and how many letters appear to the left of this shot.

Answer: Jazzercise.

“here’s some dickhead wearing a Red Sox cap”

Massholes in a nutshell right there.

And no, not “bad music.” Music not to your taste, perhaps. Have you poked around to see what Adams does with his own music? Here. Not his best, but certainly the one that put him on the map for most people.

He's been a successful artist for 15 years, he happened.

As a tall guy who just got back from Governor’s Ball, this is a little annoying. Just because I am above average height, I can’t stand up front where I have camped out for over an hour to be in the first few rows for my favorite acts? But girls getting on shoulders (usually the 17 year olds up front anyway) are cool…

as a tall dude: I don’t hold my phone up and take videos, etc. Please, for the love of God, stop crowdsurfing. It’s cool, I get it. It’s a neat experience, I’m sure (never done it). But it’s a total nightmare for the 10 or so dudes like me, constantly having to look over our shoulders to be sure we’re not about to be…

I encountered a couple at a festival last summer that did nearly every one of these things. They pushed through the packed crowd, and then stopped right in front of us. They were both rolling face, the girl gets up on the guy’s shoulders, guy is super tall and still has his backpack on so it’s smacking my GF in the…

Meh, I am a massive shorty (like under 5’ tall) and my motto is if a tall dude got there before me, more power to him. If he wants to let me stand in front of him, great, but it’s my fault he’s in front of me. If you’re taller than me and try to push in front of me, however, I will murder you in the kidneys.