It’s like he learned english from watching Ali G.

Matt Nokes says “Hi.”

COUGH! David Ortiz, Manny Ramirez COUGH!

I’m a Yankee fan.

*shuffles feet*

Normally, a BU hockey player with a boner is dangerous, not sad.

rooting for BU is like rooting for the child of a Monsato/Walmart marriage.

i cant find ANY study, not funded by an anti-vaxxer "organization" that comes anywhere close to 10-15%.

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Complaining about an NBA star marketing themselves for mass consumption is like complaining about a Deadspin writer for aimlessly choosing one athlete to hate for no real reason. It's just something most people can accept as silly, but realistic.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.

"Madison Gets Fisted in the Bum"

do you ever say anything positive?

people say baseballs boring, but you dont get roars like that in other sports