that’s a goddamn lie

Yeah I know Washington National Airport; I don’t know why someone put ‘Ronald Reagan’ on that sign though

I’ve never heard of ‘Reagan’, but the metro access from National Airport is awesome. I try to fly in/out of there whenever possible.

The Catholic Church opposes the intentional taking of any life. Your claim is that the Church values the preservation of the mother's life less than the child's. That's simply untrue.

This is in contrast to joining the Angels, where you get three texts asking if you know where Josh Hamilton is.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

I'm going to sit down with this sandwich and have a good think about this.

Hey telephones are a proud, courageous people who were here a long time before the internet took their land. We should celebrate them by misconstruing what words mean.

I would be very interested to see what a crowd-sourced bible would look like.

Watch it again closely. It appears pushing the umpire was merely one part of the master plan to hit the other player in the nuts. Russians play the long game.

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

Gosh, it's almost like they're playing in the world series or something!

Elementary school recess, just this afternoon.

I'd definitely be interested in reading peer-reviewed research on how in-patient drug rehab involving fucking horses is "hugely successful" for people who have succumbed to the temptations and sorrows of marihuana.

(looks down at own dick) sigh.....

"Hi, I'd like to order a trendy espresso drink with an Italian-sounding name so that I can feel fancy, but I'm a big ol' wussbag, so can you add some fuggin' water to it?"

These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.