Method: Cold turkey / surgery/ opiods

I have never seen it any other way. Glad I'm not the only one.

Capital. Not "capitol." A capitol is a building; a capital is a city.

Rear-ending a delivery truck on the last day of high school while driving to a plumbing supply shop with the intention of purchasing bong-making materials. Takes a while to live that down, or so I've heard.

I agree about bones, but presumably grandpa was buried in a suit, and I assume that clothes don't decompose at the rate of flesh. I think it would be pretty weird, drinking a beer with a skeleton wearing a suit and tie.