I love Scream Factory's reissues (I have over a dozen sitting on my shelf — all about those mawfucking Carpenter steelbooks!) but it feels silly for them to be doing mainstream stuff from 10ish years ago. I'm more excited about the upcoming reissue of O'Bannon's The Resurrected myself.

But like, what are those other boards/places? I don't mean this in a stalker-y sense, just that I'm finding communities this lively and interesting to be few and far between in 2017.

I mean, it's a wee bit self-indulgent, so I can see why some don't exactly LOVE it, but fuck me, it's just so silly and charming. I can't help but love it.

Dan's motorcycle death always bugged me especially. Such a nice guy, and to get tortured to death like that!

Part 4 definitely has the best soundtrack. Blondie, The Divinyls, Dramarama, Billy Idol, Sinead…sheeeyat.

You guys are breaking my heart. I love Army of Darkness (and the whole series, remake and TV show included) to pieces.

Yeah, this seemed like a perfect situation.

This post is such a pity.

There's nothing worse than going back and listening to old live Weezer tracks and hearing Matt Sharp vocally horseshitting all over every single song. Kinda glad he's gone, to be honest. As he himself once said, the quality of modern Weezer has nothing to do with his absence.

The White Album makes The Green Album look like The Red Album.

Counterpoint: Everything Will Be Alright in the End and The White Album were damn fine comeback albums.

Oh, then you missed Macaulay Culkin's resurrection!

America has jumped the shark so many times, I'm surprised we weren't cancelled 15 seasons or so ago.

…Trevor?

The shitty Eli Roth article from the other day inspired me to revisit Hostel II just for the heck of it. I had remembered it as the "more fun" of the two flicks, and that rings mostly true. It's not nearly as cruel as the original and the female-led cast is a refreshing change of pace, especially Lauren German. It…

I don't know. You'd have to ask Trevor and Brittany.

You sure about that? Pretty sure they'll be swapped out after a certain period of time, just like nearly every other title in their library.

But what of Parker, Aiden and Brayden? What will they do?

Civil War and Rogue One won't even be there next month, let alone in 2019. For fuck's sake, this is why I just buy the movies I like and never break a sweat with these news items.

Will any of the songs have verses, making them — that's right — hip-hop songs?