This is why I have two alarms: The first to go off is the "classic" radio alarm. Five minutes later, my phone goes off. I leave it on the other side of the room, forcing me to physically get up and out of bed to turn it off. Works like a charm.

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Relevant or not, I think their recent comedy sketches are pretty funny. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Job Not So Great, Clayton!

Is there someone we can petition to stop the Kinjapocalypse?

Yeah but you have to ride the train just to see them. And the train is always Jammed, absolutely no Space. Not worth it.

Stop Jizzing All Over Jay-Z!

I hope you had the time of your life.

Watched Beneath the Planet of the Apes yesterday. My memory of this movie was very fuzzy, but watching it again confirmed what I knew: it is by far the worst and yet most deliciously fucked up and crazy installment in the original series.

I enjoyed GTA V for the month it took to work my way through the story and then… nothing. The game just kinda shrivels up and dies after you've finished the story, even with all the little side missions.

I actually purchased TRON yesterday after having not seen it for many years. Your review makes me even more excited to watch it tonight. Well done.

Would you say this article is Rife with misinformation?

Zune?

This weather has been FAHKIN QUEEAH!

*cue the signature Jay-Z laugh*

His At the Drive-In review was equally as insufferable. This is what happens when you hand album reviewing duties off to the GJI! staff.

I'm really glad this review got its own article instead of being mashed with five other albums in one review dump. Lord knows Jay-Z could use all the exposure he can get.

Originally read that as "Tilda still sucks" and was ready to fight.

So, like, cut out all the cool driving scenes/stunts?

*charliedon't