@eggnogfairy: Sorry, edited to add they were "majorly" getting it on. I was shocked to read about so many births on the ships.

I just got done reading a book about the founding of Australia. And those folks were gettin' it on on 9 month long trips on a creepy, creaky boat! I think whoever has/had an issue with vaginal odor needs to man up and think of the founding Australian's.

@ronniedobbs: I went to H.s. with Lisa Blank, who was on some fairly recent season of the Bachelor. She even made it to top 4, and I have never had a better moment of schadenfreude watching her break out the pre-bought wedding dress on her hometown date. She was a mean girl in high school, and from what I hear from…

Dodai, why are you always trying to prove my mom right? I always wanted nicer clothes growing up and my mom would insist "you can get that at goodwill!"

@LazyHippo: Yeah, going rate for a call-girl or anything above your lowest streetwalker is about 100-250/hr. in a major city other than Las Vegas or NY. NY and Vegas tend to be higher, though around the 250- 400/hr range. There are a few who charge more who are "established" with nice websites, etc. but they are…

@lodown is waiting for MizJenkins: I also hate the phone. My mother and I have auditory processing problems—not really a diagnosable hearing disorder, per se, but a difficulty understanding people over the phone—where you don't have body language cues to help you interpret, and difficulty understanding people in…

tooth fairy registry? The mom justifies it as, "I dont want to just give her moneyto buy gum" jeebus, I was lucky if I got a quarter—doesn't buy much gum. I actually thought I was being extravagant when I gave my niece a cute container to save her teeth in.

@mordicai: That's pretty much what religion is on one level—a means of understanding what is baffling and an explanation for everything that happens. Only religions got st arted millennia before the scientific method, so the kinds of explanations you get are "its god speaking to me"or "its an evil jinn inhabiting my…

@purefog: I noticed that the girl who actually received the CEFD commented on the post, so I guess we could have her settle it, but I think you actually may be right. She also said something about him not being a lawyer, but a dental student in the Navy. That sounds way more U of P to me as well...

@alisemarie: Thus my disclaimer, I know non-douchey Reedies abound, though what fun is it being from Portland if you can't make a ridiculously generalized judgement based on how many douchey trustafarians come out of Reed?

@slightlyhardup: theres a burlesque dancer named Darlinda just Darlinda. I think you can be "Mimosa Just Mimosa"

@subpolka: How did you respond? I liked the suggestion to just not respond at all and freak him out.

Who wants to bet me 10 bucks this asshole goes to Reed? Portland Reedies are (generally) whiny annoying folks like this dude and should not reflect on the fair population of Portlanders. If you went to Reed and are offended by this and know you are a cool person, please consider yourself to be an outlier to my…

People probably already know about this, but if you also have stories of notes, please send them in to "passiveaggressivenotes.com" I love that site and it doesn't get updated enough for me to waste time at work on it. Instead I look at Jezebel, but you know sometimes I just want a little variety in my website…

@ChottoCoquette: a baby has nothing to do with it. If this is the only time, you might want to reconsider getting on your neighbors bad side for a temporary inconvenience. However, if this is ongoing or at least often enough to affect your quality of life, talk to them. Do it nicely and only the crazies who deserve…

@LutherNipperkin: This constantly happens to me. Enough that I've noticed a pattern...all I can figure is that it somehow coincides with my hormones—and my hormones are linked to my period and the moon. I'm quite rational and anti-psychics and astrologers generally but the few times I've looked at a website for…

@Sukie: The one lady who I find the most annoying (who said "These hands were not made for cleaning, just for wearing diamonds") is supported by her husband. And she has a kid who she doesn't seem to give a crap about. Its actually pretty sad. Anywho, all the other girls' benefectors are their parents.

I fell in love with Turkey on a trip there last year. Istanbul, Ephesus, Capadoccia, Selcuk and Olympos. Selcuk is m-a-g-i-c-a-l. Plus Turkey is generally more bang for your buck than Europe. I'm working on learning Turkish for a return trip—any jezzies want to help/give advice on langugage resources—pm me.

I have not bought jeans in about 10 years. I'm a believer that women with hips and a butt were never meant to wear pants.

@RousseMacabre is a little bit CRAZY: Those chicks on the reality tv show pretty wild are home-schooled and "The Secret" is pretty much their only curriculum. And they are nut jobs currently on trial for robbing Orlando Bloom. So that's something