But that judge lady in Flo-rida says its a public place so there is no expectation of privacy! I say, dick pic away until the Supreme Court rules on this one. *disclaimer, not actual legal advice

What? That thing was $49.95 in like 1979 dollars. That seems insanely expensive. Maybe its the faux-gator strap that bumps up the price. So elegant.

+10

Can't they move all the posters predicting the end of the world that are still up in my neighborhood to surround his bed? That would make me laugh. Then again, it also makes me laugh that the posters predicting the end of the world are still up after the predicted date.

This video was awesome. I'm both impressed and appalled you took the time to make it. Biggest laugh of my day.

They are cute and all, but I think the most fundamental question (or at least what keeps me up at night) is: "How would America's Youth respond to David Bowie dancing in Labyrinth?" Do they know who he is? Do they like his magic pants? Do they later develop a crush on Jennifer Connelly?

+a million

@Tenno: Bob Loblaw, Esqu.

I think its really saying something that Camille is the most insufferable woman I've ever seen on Reality TV. Well, maybe her and Danielle. Like, I'm a very peaceful person but I actually have cartoon daggers coming out of my eyes when she complains about a 3500 square foot apt in NY.

This is a big problem in the foster care system. A lot of times grandma gets looked to first as a resource, but 90% of the time the reason the parent was so messed up and had their kid removed in the first place was b/c the grandparents were extremely dysfuncitonal, so it ends up perpetuating the cycle.

@Golden Spider Duck: OMG, I totally forgot she was married to David Bowie, that kind of explains some things. Also, thanks for sharing and this sounds very Borderline Personality Disorder behavior-ish.

@Hana Maru: This sounds like an SAT problem. Heidi Klum:Golden Idol::Iman:Jesus

@GirlName: FWIW...you might be able to break your Lease with this girl if what you say is true. I am infinitely freaked out by girls meeting guys on the street and immediately sleeping with them after doing this intensive study in a criminal law class on Daniel Rackowitz (the "butcher of Tompkins Square Park") He…

The only useful thing I learned from all this is that Gerard Butler will play poet Robert Burns. Rowr!

@Cinnamoncanuck: The middle class. Or the slightly less rich. You can't trust poor people even with menial tasks.

@ZiggyStarPuff loves Miz Jenkins too!: Actually this bio kind of makes me sad and feel somewhat bad for the guy. Its obvious he was victimized when he was young and its part of an awful cycle. Still a creep though.

@jay-go: I was like that pretty much. I learned to swim when I was about 1 1/2. By the time I was two I was doing dives down to the bottom of an 8 foot pool. My dad made it fun by saying we were playing "Shamu" and I would pretend to be a killer whale and dive for his keys.

@PrisonBreakShaker: Thats kind of the point of Daisy. She is WASP-y shallow perfect horribleness. She doesn't have an edge. I don't really know this Paz character but maybe she could pull off Jordan.

@AnnieSaBu: And then after they have two boys and one girl, Kate will give birth to a Unicorn with a shiny, shiny horn and it will be inhabited by the spirit of Princess Diana and then the Unicorn will become an ordained minister and officiate when Kate and William renew their vows in 2020 and a rainbow will be the…