I don't understand how the Chinese "Helen" in Oregon got detained if she's married to a U.S. Citizen, doesn't that make her legal?

I always pictured Daisy as a blonde but I actually think Zooey Deschanel might be the best choice, her or Carey Mulligan Ixnay on the Dunst-ay

@LindyLou: But don't you think it would be fun to tell people you're wearing "Fancy Nights"? That JSimp perfume name cracks me up.

@heb: Mitchell was found incompetent to stand trial at least twice. It's an extremely low standard—it just means that you are incapable of understanding the charges against you and of assissting your attorney in preparing your defense and during the trial. It means that you get held in a mental institution until you…

@MariaAugustaKutschera:Was trying to upload a pic of Ronnie from Jersey Shore, not sure if it worked.

The cheesy lyrics, the different hair colors, the crazy rocket/electronic stuff shooting, make me just feel that Katy Perry is the physical embodiment of Jem. And as much as I kind of dislike Katy Perry, my deeply ingrained childhood love of Jem just won't let me hate her. Beware, women of a certain generation....

@Mensa: I'm pretty sure it's proper English usage to say one is "nauseous" but then again my screen-name isn't Mensa. We both agree on Mariah though.

@SqueakyGasket: Yeah, Christine O'Donnel didn't even know about the 1st amdt!

@AmbivalentAlumna: Technically, this does not exclude women who have had an abortion. Poor legal drafting? or an opportunity for a Jezzie to crash the pageant?

My male co-worker was very reliable and pretty easy-going, so I always tried to get him on the phone early in the morning if I was going to call in sick. He was kind of an old-school macho guy too, and some of the office had a boys' club atmosphere, so I knew that if I just vaguely mentioned "female troubles" or…

@ZioZio: That was f'in awesome, I wish I could see a bigger pic to get the context of how they constructed the cardboard around him. But that dog just looks so happy to be part of Tron its great. Its like, if I'm having a bad day, I should ask, what would Tron dog do?

@Oleander: The main part that seems fishy to me is that they have posted the exact same advertisement for 2 1/2 years—although I guess that could make sense if they are continually seeking new hostesses/waitresses. Also, how do you have a lap dance with zero stripping? I just don't buy that. I'm sure you'd be doing…

@Oleander: All I know is they've been advertising it for-ev-ah, and it always sounds fishy. Actually it sounds especially fishy now because I remember seeing that ad about 3 years ago and the premise is supposed to be that they are setting up a "brand new" club. I guess you could e-mail/call whoever though, its…

I saw Brandi C. in a porno. Err...I mean a friend did.

@pond-side-over: I slept a ton this weekend too and was starting to feel guilty about it. Thanks for the pick me-up

Lisa Vanderpump! Lisa Vanderpump! Lisa Vanderpump! I just want to say her name ten times fast, its so objectively ludicrous.

@morninggloria: Precisely. Just like who hasn't been a teenage witch in the 90's. Lay off Christine O'Donnel y'all, she's like the new Carrie Fisher!!

@QoB: Hillary Clinton? You're on Jezebel, promoting that old book? I kind of love you, so carry on.

@alexandrahamilton: I love(d) a Little Princess and still own my original copy—its travelled many states with me—but somehow I don't remember Lavinia! I briefly thought maybe she was a character they made up for the movie and not in the original book, but maybe I've blocked her out she was so awful.

Umm, I've only had about 3 classes so far this semester in White Collar Crime, but I've already learned that the SEC and US attorney's office usually investigate you simultaneously. So just because the SEC subpoenaed AA does not mean that the USA's dropped their subpoena. They might have temporarily but Fed and SEC…