I'm sorry, but I still think a face tattoo is trashy.

@Step aside, Son: I know, I was really surprised that everyone on Dancing with the Stars is introduced as "Celebrity this or that" I'm like,uh, no maybe Pamela Andrews and the PCD's chick are the only ones who qualify—everyone else is an athlete, reality "personality" or an astronaut.

I never understood the Christian thing with Forever 21. Most of their clothes are so slutty, I was able to buy stripper clothes there!

Does this remind anyone else of when Jack Doneghy told Frank that men with full heads of hair make 17% more than bald men? Life=not fair. 30 Rock=Hilarious to blondes and brunettes alike.

One word: Polka! Only half kidding, but I have had some super fun times dancing my ass off at Oktoberfests, so I think it would be cool for a wedding too.

@Crackers in Bed: Thanx! Could not find psychic kids on hulu but my searching resulted in discovering "America's Psychic Challenge" on Lifetime's website, another (so far) good shameful tv watching show.

@itsonreserve: Don't apologize, thanks a lot!

I have to move to Phillyfor the summer for my law internship with the Federal Defenders. Anyone have tips on neighborhoods, transportation? I've been looking at the U Penn dorms as a possibility, anyone lived there?

@LadyTudorRose: I'm not Christian but I'm going with my neighbor since I've been lonely lately—far from home, busy with law school—and have good memories from always going on Easter. It'll be a new experience though b/c it will probably be all black (I'm white). I kinda wish I had a cool hat like all those church…

@Crackers in Bed: ooh, what channel is it on and is it available on the internetz? I lurve shameful tv watching.

@RebeccaNurse: NHS doesn't really do anything, as far as I can tell. I don't think I even list it on my resume anymore (in law school now). I don't recall anyone ever being like oh, you're in NHS, well then, have this full scholarship you smarty pants. Folks and schools are more interested in your grades,…

@American as Apple Pie: I don't shave a lot—not intentionally, just laziness,and will be out and then come home and realize how hairy my armpits are and feel embarrased. But the truth is nobody really notices, people are way more involved in their own drama than we think. This realization has been…

Why is SNL a re-run again, and why is there no new 30 Rock, The Office, or Parks and Recreation on Hulu? Do they think people don't watch TV on Easter/Passover weekend? Arggh, this just made me realizeI am way too dependent on these shows.

I just watched Grey Gardens for the first time, and #5 is definitely channeling Little Edie. All she needs is a brooch.

These sell out fast, so, warning to all. Also, I have an Esther Williams style two piece cherry print suit(can't remember if its the actual brand, got it on babygirl website), and though I feel like the bottom covering the belly-button is unflattering, have gotten compliments from guys and girls. Only problem is the…

I dare someone to send the full Moe tampon story to Terry Richardson. Might make him think twice about tampon tea.

That guy kind of looks like Ted Bundy. Don't get in the tank, girls! Especially after he's been drinking from a giant earthenware jug of vodka,for chrissakes.

Wow, someone proposed to Kari Ann Peniche? There is hope for us all, wominz!

@Delta Sierra: I don't think I'm cut out for it, I'm too nice, but I was curious about the ads on craiglist for someone to "financially dominate" them—anyone know what this really involves? I could spend a man's money....

I was poor, so I had mostly thrift store toys and gifts from my more feminist/hippie aunts. I remember I had a farm set that was from the '60s (I was born in 81) that I loved and coloring books of Henry VIII and his wives. We had a cool dress-up chest of fancy thrift-store dresses. I was really excited when my dad…