Wait, why in the h-e double hockey sticks did they do a remake of Clash of the Titans? Zeus is angry.

Be a judge on drag race. And boot Santino.

59.99 for one porno? Sort of illustrates the rampant pornification we have available now. I saw a sign today on an adult store that was something like $9.95 for two vids.

@SouthernSatine: No, she says in the NYT interview that her mom carried around five birth certificates for her to satisfy each state's child labor laws.

When I worked at a law firm doing child dependency cases (i.e. parents/kids involved in foster care) our favorite client was this 73 year old Mayan Porn-store janitor who had two kids with this crazy 24 year old meth-head. He was actually a really sweet guy but it was a bizarre case.

@hannapdx: Shout out! I worked at Mary's club and it is awesome. The main reason I love strip clubs is b/c of the super cool vibe of Oregon clubs. I've been to ones in other states and its way more corporate/male owned/male centered. Oregon strip clubs are generally laid back and female-positive.

@HurricaneEyes: Really? I've never heard of such a thing. Is it like a regular electronic intercom like at a school? Is it an East coast thing? I'm fascinated.

Why does Ariana Huffington have an intercom in her house?

Yes! I just got on spring break from grad school, and I now have a reason to go to the Prospect Park Zoo!

Anthony needs to immediately replace Santino as a judge on drag race. That is all.

Wait—this line from Tats McGee makes less sense than the usual absurdity "She thinks its funny to make the Nazi Salute because her son Elijah is Jewish." Well for starters, why did she ever date/marry a jew and reproduce with them if she's so racist and, also, strictly speaking the kid is not Jewish unless he's born…

@Mrs. Ellipsis...: I think I just learned German watching that. Actually, thats a great idea for a language-learning program—this footage with th at song and the bouncy letters are so entrancing. "Und der star im zoo"=and you are in the zoo?

I feel like the judges,especially Santino, just don't get drag. Not that I'm an expert, but I thought it was supposed to be about fun and humor and camp and Pandora is the perfect embodiment of that. They are focusing too much on how much the queens look "pretty" and "classy." It's not a beauty pageant, its drag…

@Calluna Vulgaris: Some hair just doesn't really curl. I have straight, very thin hair and it simplywon't hold a curl from a curling iron. The only way I can sometimes get it is from twisting my hair and/or putting it in curlers overnight. But this usually results in somewhat chaotic waves rather than curls, per se.

I'm pretty good at the basics, so much so that I can do most of it without a mirror, on the bus, etc. I've always stuck with a less intense version of the stage makeup I learned in ballet class to performvin the nutcracker. Fortunately it works well for me. Blended foundation,mascara, liquid eye liner, white…

Ohmygod, I loved that movie as a [kid.and] then when I got older and tried to tell people about Sheena, Queen of the Jungle, they were like What? I never heard of it? so then I grew up thinking it was a weird dream I had. But it makes way more sense now that I knowthe movie is from the 60's. I always thought it was…

@duetoprivacy: "inspiration" my friend, I think JJ would give you a good left right for such an egregious spelling error.

Millionair Matchmaker did this really well in the last episode, she had one millionaress who was bi-curious and one millionaire who was this really sheltered country farm boy, and she deliberately filled the mixer with butch lesbians, "lipstick" lesbians, bi-curious women, men, and lots of pretty "exotic" women who…

I do stuff alone all the time, especially eat. And, while I'm usually quite deferential if the restaurant is busy (i.e., not sit at a table meant for 4, not get pissy if the waitress is slow), if I feel like anyone has genuinely neglected me or made me feel bad for eating along, I just don't go back there. I meet new…

@sacapuntas: Yeah, but oily skin is actually good to keep skin young-looking. It was hellish in high school (zits) bu tnow I'm 28 and look 22. Or as Raven in Drage Race put "Yeah I have oily f-ing skin! I'm 30 and I look 22"