The only way this might be done tastefully is if Heidi Klum and Seal hosted it. Oh, and don't those awful tans on all the bachelorettes count?

Repeat after me, children: "Donde Esta los pantalones?"—Dora

@LostGirl: I usually cope with it by sitting at home, eating ramen and/or guilt-tripping friends into buying me a drink. Then, I try to think up some get-rich quick or short-term job schemes, go on craigslist, look at the opportunities out there and decide that I'd rather not be murdered by a serial killer by going…

@ablative: Yes, please and thank you!

@Faster Pussycat: I really appreciate everyone's advice and support. I guess its especially hard because this was sooo long ago and I went to a counselor and totally thought I had healed from it. But when I heard my sister's news it just hit me like a wall of grief as bad as when I first went through it.

So, I know we are supposed to keep this light, but I didn't know where else to broach this subject before deciding if I should say anything to those closer to me. Just found out my sister is pregnant (she's 24, happily married, it wasn't exactly planned but everyone is overjoyed) and while I am happy as well, its…

Do you remember when Molly Shannon did her women's comedy routine parody "What about shaving the legs, ladies? Don't even get me started" Strapless polka dot jumpsuit would make a great outfit for that character.

As long as its cool again to dress like a little girl in white tights and a headband,I'm on board and have been for a while. And no, I don't mean the slutoween outfit...just my own personal style. And yes, I am in law school, why do you ask? I promise to buy a suit someday. As long as I can still wear a sparkly…

I just wanted to share how much I have come to love when Hortense is the weekend poster. I always know that there will be some references to muppets, cher horowitz, skip-its, etc. It somehow makes me feel so much less alone to know that mid-80's childhoods were so much the same (or at least mine and Hortense's). …

@avec_accent: I agree on the Mandy point...Amanda only works as a cool name if you don't shorten it (IMO) Mandys are an entirely different species from Amandas. Also, it is really good for baby nicknames—Amanda Panda, Demanda, Amanda HugandKiss....

@Dallifornia: How does one lose commenting privileges? you don't have to tell me how you specifically did, but I just didn't know it was possible.

@Jetgirly: Really? my first thought was that Amanda Hamilton was best, it has a nice balance of syllables to me. I'm definitely biased because my name is Amanda with a 7-letter ending in "on" last name, and I've always liked it, plus I have actually been complimented on it, several people have said it sounds like…

@QoB: I think I've seen that! Is it in NYC?

Obvs she's just trying to emulate Carrie Mulligans hip new gamine look. All young Hollywoods doing it!

Wow, I've never been a big celebrity worshipper/fetishizer, but this photo of Anne in London along with the one earlier in the week of Angelina Jolie in Paris in the most beautiful beige outfit, really makes me wish I were rich and famous and beautiful.

@fridaphile: I didn't sleep with John Edwards, Tiger Woods OR Bill Clinton, so I think I should get a Grammy, Oscar, Nobel Peace Prize, Pulitzer and be given the keys to heaven.

mmm, sciency!

I really wish I knew this mom personally or was somehow related to the kids, because then I could sneak Danielle Steele books to them like my awesome aunt did for me.

@babyruthless: I don't understand why the same thing didn't happen in this case and why in the heck they have to have a "committee meeting" on each of the books the mom wants to ban. This is why I will never work at an elementary school again...I remember this kind of namby-pamby bureacracy and endless meetings when…

#9 is very Cher Horowitz in her goth phase