Name suggestion for lion cub triplets: Emerald, Ruby and Diamond or whatever the hebrew name is for those jewels. You're welcome. If you need your baby named, I'm here to help.

@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: hahahaha! This is hilarious, I've had similar encounters! The beginning reads like a dialogue between Woody Allen and Diane Keaton in an early film, but then devolves into ridonkulousness (sp?)

Have been watching Ru Paul's Drag Race season 1. Didn't know where to find it before but since Jezebel turned me on to watch season 2 I saw season 1 was also available. Probly the best show ever, kind of combines the best of all my favorite shows: project runway, so you think you can dance, toddlers and tiaras,…

@LittleMissBossyBoots: I was wondering if this was worth watching, I guess I'll give it a shot nowsabout. Thx!

@HannahBethD: I'm not sure what size her clothes go up to, but I'm onthe larger size and have also found her clothes super wearable because they are cut loosely. I've also found some affordable stuff on e-bay.

Dear Free People,

These ladies just realized "The Sheeken talk a lot"

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Exactly, my mom looked twice as gorgeous as these chicks in 1972 and her entire wardrobe was probably worth about $150.

@MargaretMoony: When my creepy dad tried to friend me on facebook I finally understood maybe 5 % of what Lindsay goes through

Evangelical Christians irresponsibly owning pets when they know the End is near: Something PETA should actually protest with naked starlets.

Middle photo: looks like kitty had an awesome night at the pub, woke up and is trying to remember what happened last night

@morninggloria: I can't resist, every time I see her on screen I turn into my mom and want to ask her "Would you like cheese with that whine?"

@Love Monkey: I really hope it turns out he's gay. Because otherwise he's just really, really boring and socially awkward with women.

Megan Fox is no Vargas girl....though surprisingly impressed she knows what one is. Now, an Elvgren girl....I could see that. Get her a poodle and a wind generator, stat!

@JessickerFletcher: Dear Velvet Haters: You don't have to wear it. I love it and I will wear it, and you will be secretly jealous that I look awesome.

Wait, why the f does Fritzl have his daughters address? Do they not have anything like protective orders in Austria? And/or why doesn't somebody intercept the letters—it surely can't help her healing process to be getting them, let alone reading them.

#22 makes me actually wish I had a funeral to go to. Preferably one involving champagne, white roses, and much restrained and elegant crying.

@Dysphoria: I second this request

I doubt Ke$ha's goal is subtlety. I, however, am taking notes Hortense.

I definitely would have rocked #10 at my 9th grade dance. Red Velvet ftw