@oh_desy: Wow, I dn't know who y'all are dating, but I've never had to get defensive about having pubic hair. And if I did, there would clearly be no sex for that man. The last time I shaved, it was for a new love and I though he would like it, but then he had to delicately broach the subject that he actually liked…

Wow, thank the good lord Melissa's not out there trying to steal Haitian orphans. The last thing they need is their mom to smack talk about their beauty pageant cred.

The problem with this notion that some abortions are "good" i.e. non-selfish is that they rest on a very narrow view of what a woman can do that is good for society or for her family. The narrow exception seems only to be that if you do it so you can continue to slavishly devote yourself to your husband and surviving…

For about 5 minutes I was confused and thought this was supposed to be a white house cat and I was like Wha??! Since when do the Obama's have cat? Have I been missing out on cute white houte cat photos?? Then I realized its just THE Koko the cat, though it would be awesome if the Obama's got a kitten for Bo to play…

@hortense: Mariska Hargitay? Or Belle from Beauty and the Beast?

Wow, I have a lot of sympathy for whoever is that lady's divorce lawyer. I hope she's paying him/her a lot. I can imagine she's like some clients I knew before when I was a paralegal who would call every day and bitch about their ex and try to involve you in their drama.

Wow, hiding the whole polygamy thing FAIL. Bill was constantly surrounded by all three of his wives and engaged in major drama at highly public political events. Where is the Ace reporter here, putting two and two together and breaking the story? Oh, that's right, newspapers lost their budget. But hey, where's the…

@misskariss: I go to surfthechannel.com, type in Big Love in The search line, then Television, then it will link to Megavideo which always has this as well as Dexter and other gems.

The Carnival Queen story just made me think of a character of Gabriel Garcia Marquez in "Autumn of the Patriarch." There is this like 12 year old beauty queen said to be the most beautiful girl in the "barrios" and the narrator calls her "Queen of the poor" and she is always not just by her name "Manuela Sanchez" but…

I can only figure that Meow meow made this as part of some wierd passive aggressive cat puppet revenge for being upstaged by Madam Elaine. IM IN UR INTERNETZ MEZZIN' WID UR CHILDHOOD ICONZ! NOBUDDY MEZ WITH MEOW MEOW NOW. NOT EVEN DA TROLLEYZ

@oh_desy: Yeah, thats probably the more socially responsible thing to do, but mine sounds more fun.

aww, whats wrong with the dove ad? I thought it was kind of cute and funny. The Dodge ad was creepy, all I could think as they zoomed in on that guys eyes at the end was American psycho, runnin' you down in a Dodge Stratus.

I suggest we hack into their wedding registry and add wacky gifts, like sex toys and Wiccan books and gay porn.

@highjump: I think it might depend where you work. If you're in high fashion then yes, girls are 0 or 00, but I've seen casting calls for girls size 6 or 4 if its not such a high profile show, like for a local designer in some midwest town.

@RedRua: I had the extroardinary good fortune of seeing him in concert twice this summer! And I was totally going to post the same quote. I volunteer to give him back massages and nurse him back to health. He doesn't even have to sing "Suzanne" for me, I promise. Well, maybe I would take just one round of "I lit a…

I don't know how to post photos, so I'll list a few: Annie Hall (or any early Diane Keaton character), Daisy Buchanan (from the Great Gatsby), and Yulia Tymoshenko.

My dad is an life-long atheist and staunch rationalist but somehow he had an experience when he was younger that led him to believe Ouija boards really could summon evil spirits and forbade me to ever play with one. I made my own DIY one out of cardboard and hid it in my closet from him. I think thats a way cooler…

@april.s: My sis met her husband ( a great guy I may add) by being one of a very small group of girls in Engineering. And an even smaller group of smart, attractive girls in Engineering. So yeah, I think it has a lot to do with the major. And if women are really "desperate" maybe they should just take a more…

"4 minute" what? "4 minute" song? 4 minute Orange Julius? 4 minute wait to look at the bras on sale at Macy's? I'm not buying it, none of these are good options. Oh, and if they really want to write and album "For Muzik" then they should learn how to spell "Music." Respect the Music, girls.

Qualm-rom-com—wherein regret is experienced at having watched a cheesy rom-com movie.