I envy your ability to sleep until 7

I actually do that, maybe every other week.

When they stopped serving their bacon, egg and cheese biscuits all day I lost any reason to go there since I’m never up before 9am.

To quote a famous philosopher who’s name escapes me, I think he was some kind of talking head;

“I don’t believe there’s any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can’t completely ignore.”

You'd say what again if you had to?

I am doing the best I can but I am going to need to dip into my kids college savings to upgrade my storage space more.  

See, he should’ve asked for Mac Davis’s hair:

I heard that in James Earl Jones’s voice.

The Iron Throne shall be occupied by, oh... let’s say Moe.

Not uniquely.  AV Club seems to find another five or so every week.

What, you mean you don’t want to listen to a gleefully lascivious podcast about the Babysitters Club?

So after a debut episode covering RHCP’s pretty terrible sounding first two albums, Adam Scott Aukerman abandoned the planned Red Hot Chili Peppers podcast five minutes into the second episode and instead shifted the concept to “U Talkin’ Talking Heads to My Talking Head” and went to that band’s debut album. They are…

I want to be angry at Rubio for this, but I saw that pic without the context of it being on his twitter, and I thought he was Tom Cotton. It’s true what they say, Republicans all look alike.

When your argument depends on the premise “I don’t think Marco Rubio is stupid enough to do X” you’ve already lost.

florida man strikes again!!!!!

Whoa, double racist!

To be fair, although Rubio is an uttterly reprehensible asshole, he is also a really disgustingly stupid tool.

In a perfect world Grant would have died in some sort of fucked up Westworld scenario at the hands of robots he constructed. That he died of natural causes at what should have been middle age is just sad. Best wishes to his family.