It feels like a very carefully focus grouped answer. Don’t drink alcohol to appeal to the teetotaler Christians, but have a sort of beer to appeal to the right wing “real men”.

Nice of the Judge to wait until he was back on the air to rule on this so we get to see Oliver’s reaction

Last year was a weak group of nominees overall. Moonlight was fine enough and arguably the strongest of that group, but would have not stood out much from most of this year’s best picture noms.

That’s Enough, Internet

Christ, what an asshole

We just need Rob Lowe to tweet that the NRA are LITerally the biggest pieces of shit

Seconded. Especially since no version can top this one...

It’s a shame that a few overplayed songs and the band’s own melodrama have cast a shadow over CCR and pushed them to the background. They were a solid band with a killer, distinctive sound and an incredibly tight rhythm section.

That is truly a fun song to belt out at full voice in your car.

That’s a solid, underrated tune with a great groove.

Okay, but they still get to keep the “record scratch/music stops” effect in comedy trailers.

“I did it all for the racist propaganda” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it

Ticket Seller: You have to get down from there.

Not just guts, but also has no sense of humor. Seriously, have you seen Trump laugh genuinely, not just smirking at some mean, shitty, witless “joke” he made himself?

Fuck.

Because... that thing!! Remember that thing?? That was funny??? Well here it is re-enacted precisely with no commentary added. Just .... ‘cause!! Comedy !!

Slick his hair back with a gallon of grease and that could also serve as a killer Donald Trump Jr impression.

Should I look up his twitter account instead?

That episode of Parks and Rec where they are pulled over outside of Paddy’s Pub is always jarring to me. And makes me pine for a crossover episode. “The Gang Makes Leslie Knope Quit Politics”, “Frank Reynolds Vs. Ron Swanson”, “Andy Dwyer Switches Jobs With Charlie”, or something.

So I guess was Colbert was to O’Reilly, then Jordan Klepper is to Jesse Watters? Watters is insufferable to take even as subject of mockery, so hard pass