Or that this is a 239 pound man. Maybe if he was 4"11.

That’s because after the miniseries they brought on prolific 80s executive producer Cocaine for everything else.

It was kind of them to not mention that the publicist also had a mop to clean up all the flop sweat around Middleditch.

I’d love to see a Marty Feldman biopic starting Middleditch. His double-takes always remind me of Feldman.

It has grown on me. It skillfully has all the trappings of a great spy thriller movie, brilliantly centered around a nothing of a story populated by morons. The satiric upending of a spy thriller was lost on many. Plus it has that incredible Malkovich meltdown:

Basically we’re about to see what happens when you take each segment from a Robot Chicken Star Wars episode and expand them into feature length movies.

True, generally even the weaker ones like Burn After Reading stand up to subsequent viewings. Yet I refuse to put the theory to the ultimate test by ever rewatching Intolerable Cruelty or The Ladykillers again.

I just hope now they don’t put their emotion porn efforts into “Where’s Rebecca or Kevin or Kate in the future...... DEAD?!?!?!?” type of stories.

It’s daringly presumptuous of them to think anyone will still be around in 20 years.

It’s rare for an Onion article to elicit a startled “Holy Shit!!” from me, but that one made my monacle fall out.

I’d really like to see a video of Bennett pitching that sketch to Portman.

Anything that keeps McKinnon out of the creepy Mueller prosthetics is a win in my book.

There’s no reason for this video to have anything other than Frank Reynolds clips

For me it’s a matter of the individual parts are greater than the whole. Each chapter of it is a pretty fantastic short film in and of itself, but as a complete piece it doesn’t hang together as well as Id think it should.

The most awful touristy picture taking I saw was outside the Dakota, right where John Lennon was shot. One after another, all taking selfies holding up peace sign fingers, with either kissy faces, duck lips, or big cheesy grins plastered on their dopey faces. So gross. Literally two weeks later The Onion published…

That Apple commercial really needs Pamela Adlon to come out and tell her to shut the fuck up.

Yeah, anytime I try to get people into the show I tell them not to read anything about it, it’s best to know nothing. I try to downplay any thought of there being a twist (or several) because then they’ll look for it and probably assume it. There’s nothing like being hit by that turn Danson makes with that laugh.

God those Empire ads are the worst. I’ve hard them so much I even overanalyze how terribly bored and wheezy the singers sound on it.

That kid is on the show Better Things and is basically an annoying hipster brat on it. So at least she’s found her niche. Her awful, awful niche.

Thumbs up to another Spotify free listener. I sometimes think they purposely use the most annoying ads to force more people to subscribe. I’ve come damn close on that basis alone.