I’ll add to that the car commercial where a comet is hitting and they’re stuffing the car with stuff they don’t need because they have room. The woman at the end of the commercial shrieks out “THE JUICER” in such an annoying high pitch that makes my skin crawl.

Ted Cruz quotes Simpsons lines and that FCC jackass Ajit Pai loves Parks and Recreation, so even total monsters can have good taste in shows. And likely miss all the satiric points of those shows. 

“Whoever wins, we lose”

Drink your orange juice, kid

Bobby Duvall is so money, he doesn’t even know it

Yeah, when she was at the shelter I thought for sure they were setting up a big pissy moment with Toby. He’s the king of the big gesture when he’s the one doing it, but he’s so overly sensitive that I thought at first there was going to be some meltdown because he wasn’t involved, or he really only liked fantasizing…

Sure. “Looks like”

Look, if they’ll keep making Bojack, Big Mouth, and Black Mirror then I’m okay if claptrap like this also exists to help sell subscriptions and keep Netflix flush with cash.

Not with that mess on his head

Ivanka looks fit enough

Yeah, especially any music act prefaced with “YouTube sensation”.

Being self aware doesn’t let you off the hook, SNL.

“A sketch that’s built around a strange or outlandish character (hi, Clown Penis) doesn’t need to always be immediately called out as strange or outlandish by someone in the sketch.”

It can be two things.

I like you all right, but come on, Leslie Jones, you’ve been there a few years now. At some point you gotta figure out how to not trip over one of the three lines you have in a sketch.

For all of the political prognosticators scratching their heads wondering how none of them saw Trump getting elected, they just had to read those billboards. They knew what the red states were interested in.

That first one is still pretty funny. All the Debbie Downers after that are just real life versions of Tracy Jordan in the live 30 Rock: “Uh oh!! I think I’m gonna do a thing that’s called breaking!!!!!”

Now I’m questioning everything in this article! WAS THAT EVEN JIMMY FALLON WHO WAS UNPROFESSIONALLY GIGGLING SO MUCH HE COULD BARELY SAY HIS LINE???

SNL got off a pretty great line with “Well of course he’s afraid of sharks, the man has the body of a seal.”

Fitting in with the casting of the first few new Sanderses, there’d be no better candidate than Tracy Morgan. “I like this chicken so much I’m taking a bucket and getting it PREGnant!”