Also: “Execpt Darrell Hammond; man’s a god damn professional”.

Kay-Bee was my store of choice as a kid. Every Kay-Bee was badly organized and looked like it was in the middle of a “going out of business” sale. I loved it so.

That girl’s unnaturally straight bangs alone induces nightmares.

Oh shit, if the Shaggyiassance is upon us, are we officially entering the stage of fondly remembering the 2000s? Because fuck that.

Wish Florida Project got a little more love, but overall pleased with all these.

Even before the controversy, Franco didn’t seem a real contender to me and I’m glad he didn’t get nominated. He did a nice SNL+ impersonation in the film, but it added no depth or understanding to it.

Lumpy is totally living in Chewy’s basement still, selling death sticks to young Wookiees, right? On the plus side for Chewy, Itchy’s probably dead by now, masturbating to Diahann Carroll in the great beyond.

Yeah,  Mueller proved the limits to Mackinnon’s strengths. And that makeup job is nightmare inducing. It highlights how they really are severely lacking a Phil Hartman/Bill Hader type of player who could handle those characters. Hell I’d even settle for a Sudeikis at this point.

*Kenan grins awkwardly, barely stifles a laugh... so, y’know, like Kenan in any sketch*

Hearing that Cecily Strong was a part of another sincere singalong made me cringe only because it dredged up memories of that embarrassingly unironic “To Sir With Love” she sang when Obama left last year. God that was high school drama club level bad, and I teach youth theatre so I know whereof I speak.

On a Parks and Rec rewatch, her performance really doesn’t hold up as the series goes on. I’m torn whether it’s the writing, her limited range, or both. The rest of the cast improves as it goes on, even those with similarly limited acting skills lke Rhetta and Aziz, but I found myself bored by the April scenes near…

They were there for all the gangsters onstage singing Paul Williams. The monsters.

Now that makes the Luke / C3Po makeout session even hotter

Pedowitz. Such an unfortunate name to have when commenting on these matters. At least Spacey wasn’t on his network.

When pictures of it were first out and he was wearing casual clothes it was fine. But when he’s in suits like he used to wear, that’s where my brain short circuits a little trying to rectify the two.  

It makes their interaction with Luke much sadder now. They had just fucking escaped the goddamned city being wiped out. All these wanted was to booze it up and try to push aside their PTSD and forget about the 9/11-x-1000 they narrowly missed, when this punk kid and a crazy old religious nut job chops one of their…

I definitely enjoy the thought of Mickey Mouse saying to Hamill “I don’t have time for this. I got 75 hats that need mouse ears, so get out there... Luke.”

True, and Kylo is clearly a millennial. So wait, who are the Gen X-ers in this story? Poe? BB 8? Chewy definitely would look killer in a flannel, kicking back and rolling his eyes at the others.

For me the biggest surprise is how there really is no master plan at Disney/Lucasfilm, other than setting release dates. If what Johnson and Abrams says is true, neither had insight into the other’s film, and Abrams told nothing about what (if any) answers he had to the questions Force Awakens proposed. It surprises…

I will never see the name “Awkwafina” and not immediately think it’s a BoJack reference.