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Yes. With Stephanie from Full House as Ivanka, Tony Danza as The Mooch, Jared Fogle as Roy Moore, a bag of rocks as Don Jr., Beavis in a wig as Kellyanne Conway, a cup of room temperature plain yogurt as Pence, and one kid standing on another kid’s shoulders as Kushner. And who would play Trump? You guessed it...

Depends how vocal they are about their homophobia. The more openly hateful they are of gays then the more likely they’re in the latter group.

Pfffft, it’s 2017. Don’t come trotting in here with your fancy-pants “facts” and “truth”

It’s not a bag, it’s a MYSTERY BOX..... ooooooooooo!!!!!!

It’s not even funny in the same vein as all the Futurama “Fry is a loser slacker” type of jokes. The Future Slacker Bart jokes always make him kind of icky, very unlikable, and something about the earrings they give him is so lazy and lame shorthand for “woah, he’s a slacker!” that isn’t even very relevant anymore

The Simpsons’ residence at 742 Evergreen Terrace is probably the most recognizable domicile in America”, but one twitter user is brave entire ugh to ask : “what if it wasn’t?”

I was hoping there would be a title card saying “from the director of Episode IX” with that part crudely crossed out.

Wasn’t that extra Jimmy Buffet because it was outside a Margaritaville and I hate myself for knowing that?

God, if there ever was a time for that Leslie Knope Headlines account to come back, it’d be now.

We’re still waiting to find out when PFT first heard about U2

At least this one felt more natural and of a piece with the original run of eps. The last few new ones felt very forced and the effort showed. If ever there was a show that is best when there’s no discernible effort or care, it’s UTU2TM

I’m in complete agreement. The problem is they’re missing a steadier host type like an Aukerman or Nick Wiger or even Paul Scheer. I love Gabrus, he reminds me of a lot of dudes I was friends with growing up in the northeast, probably the same reason I like Mike Mitchell on Doughboys. But they’re both solid second

Yeah it was a big day when I converted all my dvds and cds to digital and condensed all the physical media to the most important. It was hard to break the emotional connection but now I never look back. So much better to declutter.

The 35 percent who supports him no matter what is a lost cause, unfortunately. The “my team” mentality is ruining everything. Trump’s their star player and they will support him no matter how shitty he is only because he’s on their team. A Red Sox fan is not going to be convinced to root for the Yankees simply

The pictures of that fat tortoise smugly grinning after he pulled off the tax heist was truly nauseating. McConnell is a disgusting scumbag.

It’s almost like they did no research whatsoever!

Even sweaty, smirky, shifty-eyed George Dubya could lie more convincingly than these clowns. And he wasn’t convincing at all.

Cut to it being one little package of Velveeta that Trump eats himself. And his supporters will still cheer and celebrate making snowflakes cry.

McCartney’s synth noise has the same spine-tingling effect as styrofoam rubbing together for me, but Lennon’s gets slightly more negative points for featuring both Yoko and a children’s choir.

Did you happen to notice if John Mulaney was around? That motherfucker is diabolical with repeated plays of annoying songs.