He and Bryan Singer must have had a blast together working on Usual Suspects. Every young male in the vicinity... probably not so much

That drag queen next to her is absolutely tragic and horrifying

Stupid kid can’t even learn Russian correctly. Grandpappy Vladimir will not be happy.

THANK YOU! That’s been bothering me since they first put out a promo for this.

I dunno, but I’m sure Ivanka will put them to good use sewing her fashion line.

“Whoever wins, we lose”

The scariest part is Sarah Huckabee taking the kids out at the end and saying “if you have kids here, I’ll bring them back I promise”. So based on how much you can trust anything she says, those kids are all dead now, right?

I’m sure Trump privately calls the kettle more than just “black”

“Golden Slumbers”

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug

He knows what he did.....

When Ben Affleck at peak-90s-douchebag levels is a more likable and charming character than the title character, that’s a problem

Wait, this isn’t about Anthony Atamanuik. I thought this was about the greatest Trump impersonator?

Stupid sexy older brother!

And to make matters worse, you just fucking know that goddamned Jimmy Fallon will be wedged into this thing, mugging and giggling like a moron

Hahaha! What wonderfully ironic, twee and useless bit of frivolity while everything has gone to shit!! It certainly doesn’t make me hope that the attendees choke on the fumes of their own smugness!!

Oh good lord. When did reality get sucked into the hackiest, most obvious screenplay ever where everything is thuddingly predictable and on the nose, yet there’s nothing you can do to stop it?

And any Christopher Walken sketch. He never even tries to hide that he’s staring off camera reading cue cards

Even Pacino laughs at DeNiro’s career choices. At least I think that’s a laugh, but just as easily could be gravel tumbling in a rusty dryer.

Now I know why all the plants in Paddington’s house are so lush.