And no Kang OR Kodos (unless I blinked and missed some background cameo). Just not the same without them.

Well, yeah, not for $100. Considering how much I used to pay for an eighth, 65 pounds must be worth at least, uhhhh... a lot.

At this point, the best we can hope for is that some of the cronies like Flynn and Manafort get in some trouble, but not Trump himself. Now, that being said, he’s also his own worst enemy and it’s likely he will impulsively react and do the wrong thing if he thinks the heat is too much, or he’ll quit. But I’m resigned…

Maybe Paul McCartney, too. I couldn’t handle another Beatle being a giant creepy asshole to women

On one of these articles someone asked which celebrity would crush you the most if these type of stories came out about them. A lot of the expected answers weee given like Tom Hanks. But I just realized for me it would be Weird Al. I’m not even a super fan or anything, but he seems so fundamentally decent that it…

This is really more about Nielsen finally realizing that their old model of business is dying and they’re desperately trying to stay relevant.

Holy crap that was amazing. As a huge Jesus Christ Superstar fan, how have I never seen this?!? Thanks!

I mostly agree with you, I just can’t resist ragging on his character names. They really make me laugh and groan all at once. The only one who can match him in ridiculously on-the-nose, silly names is JK Rowling.

“Y’all are brutalizin’ me” would have been a far better response than this

So is she gonna be the new young blonde conservative who says hateful shit? Ann Coulter long ago morphed into resembling the troll she truly is inside, and Tomi Lahren is irrelevant since she made the mistake of believing she had followers who really cared for her and not what network she’s on. So trot out the next…

Fox is still bent outta shape because they mocked people with Hitler hairdos

You scoff, but if Lucas was running things it damned well would be.

I forgot how bizarre that Pope picture was. Ivanka looks like the devil’s daughter who dropped out of Vassar; Melania looks like she’s auditioning for The Omen part 7 with the true countenance of horror you’d expect from someone who’s seen Donnie naked; Prez Dickless looks even more blissfully clueless, dopey, and…

Wasn’t that already a dumb CBS show that got cancelled quickly a few years ago?

Now it makes more sense why he was saying “Melania really wanted to be here” while she was sitting right next to him. And of course he would completely give away the scam like that. If you want to pull this off at all, secret service, NEVER LET DONALD IN ON IT. He’ll never tell the difference anyway.

Dammit I was paying for Sweet Dixie to give me diarrhea, not Popeye’s!

“Bugs” has 4 letters in it! .... 4! ... 4 Washington Lane! The next clue is in the White House!!

Big River, too. Fantastic musical.

That surprised me and drove home the point that the pumpkin spice latte craze is clearly overdone if those hacks are raving about it to get “hip” points with the cool kids.

With the exception of Palin and Idle, it sadly has always seemed that the rest of the Pythons were generally giant assholes. Though Chapman was mostly due to his being drunk a good amount of the time.