If only there was someway we could have known, besides the 30+ years of verifiable proof

I can’t help but read those on Kang’s voice:

That painting of Jesus helping Trump sign is hysterical. The look on Trump’s face is constipated and it looks like Jesus is helping his stroked out grandpa with his coloring book. Trump is so gross that even fawning portraits by his fans can’t make him look good.

Most of the hucksters on Fox who peddle that shit clearly know it’s a con. But I think Trump actually believes people have not been allowed to say Merry Christmas and now we can because of him. Because he saw it on Fox. The con got conned.

Seriously. Put it away, Ted.

Ok, settle down, Senator Cruz.

Yeah Sopranos was the first one that grated on me like this mostly because of the length. I appreciate when a show with a long intro in later seasons just gives a stab of the theme then just gets you right into the show. I always appreciated the brevity of Breaking Bad’s (and also Better Call Saul). No need to milk…

Agreed. I was glad they had a new one for season 2 and apparently will have a new one every season they’re on.

Nor after police investigations or paying out what’s likely millions of dollars for those mistakes

The fact that he has the memory and attention span of a goldfish also guarantees he has contrary positions on every topic, too. Endlessly amusing... and terrifying.

Great, just give my company one more reason not to give us raises. “Gee, we’d love to give you more money, but Phox says that will just make you all rape someone sooooooo....”

*Mike Pence spends hundreds of thousands of dollars to fly to the Jamboree solely so he can promptly leave in “protest” when he sees the first girl*

Deiends. Was Harvey Weinstein in your troop?

No, not assassinated, that’s too good for him - let him be disgraced, thrown out, jailed, while he watches his precious brand crumble and his complicit children and cronies suffer. Plus, if he’s assassinated he’ll be martyred and that will make his despicable followers even worse.

That the Sad Girl musical’s Turn Off The Dark-esque catastrophe was staged with the DePalma Carrie prom split-screen was a pretty clever nod to two of Broadway’s mist notorious debacles

Seriously, I still can’t believe how well “President Bannon” and “The Great Manipulator” Time cover worked at sinking Bannon. Let’s get this Miller prick on every cover calling him “The Real Brain in the White House” fast so that his shriveled, racist ass gets tossed to the curb.

Just think of the podcasts he’d be doing

That would have to be quite a hefty glider.

These fucking morons can’t even arrange cynical photo op stunts without fucking them up. Every administration does it but is usually not so bumblingly naked and obvious about them (“Mission Accomplished” notably excepted)

And “fake news” was coined to label the bullshit entirely made-up articles propagated mostly by conservative alt-right sites.