Out Of My Head is such a perfect little pop tune

Having no term limits for pricks like him also discourages and disincentivises work

If he ever had decent authentic Mexican, you'd better believe he'd understand why else we shouldn't be banning them from the country.

The despairing look on her face when he instantly begins responding with such dripping condescension is the look anybody should have when talking to that hapless, spineless prick.

There's no way this administration goes down in history as anything less than a colossal fucking dangerous mistake and when it does I want Tucker, Hannity and the rest of the sorry enablers listed in those pages as culpable and complicit in this mess. They cannot be allowed to ride the coattails of whatever "most…

I can't wait til the Night King sends down a message written on Benjen's cloak in blood : "Now I have a dragon … Ho-Ho-Ho!"

2017: We have technology like you can only dream of. Everyone in the world is connected instantly by computers.

If my Uber driver looked like that, he would be my last Uber driver, too.

Well, what's her opinion on sheetcakes?

Yeah, Tay-Tay notoriously hates people who love tornado movies.

So that's why all the tabloids have pictures of Taylor and Ernie the Kinja Tech kanoodling.

His gin blossoms have gin blossoms

Yeah, I like when they drop the pretend newscaster vibe with unscripted asides. I don't remember that happening as much before (maybe Poehler/Fey did it a little?) but it helps these two a lot.

As long as it's still popular, he's in. And twenty years from now he'll coast again on "hey guys, 'memba Hamilton?! Wasn't that cool??? Here's a recreation!!!!!!"

Che's indignant reaction earlier in the season to Trump's "most beautiful chocolate cake you've ever seen" is still one of my favorites: "You don't know what cakes I've seen!"

I'm in Florida. I'm pretty sure they already do that here.

Yes, we know already, Mr. Byrne

AssDan's apes look just like AssDan, and my two apes look just like AssDan.

Yet if he had the chance to buy the land where these monuments are and erect some golden monstrosity with his shitty name on it, that fat fuck would pull the statues down himself with his stubby fingers.

Same here
*cracks open another bag of Cheetos*