A mayor got to have a code

"Crooked Hillary", "Low-Energy Jeb", and "Little Marco" would sadly agree. Seriously, how do I get to the alternate timeline where instead of doing this shit, Trump instead had a better career as a creator of Garbage Pail Kids names?

The thing is, let's play devil's advocate and they didn't have permits. Pure evil is pushing a hateful agenda and descending upon our streets with (Tiki) torches, bats, and screaming anti-American sentiments but they have a permit. Darn it, guess we better sit this one out!

I'm sure Jay Leno is in a garage somewhere still making Lewinsky blue dress jokes.

I think I've reached the amount of winning I can handle.

Fuck every Trump voter. Fuck every third party voter and their lousy protest votes. Fuck the electoral college.Fuck every enabling Republican. Fuck boring "disenfranchised" white people and their fucking entitlement. Fuck the Democrats for having no discernible message. Fuck everyone in the media with their false…

Isn't that what the Tiki torches were for?

God he looks pained, trying to hold back a goddamned smirk for some fucking reason. What a grade-A twat.

God he looks pained, trying to hold back a goddamned smirk for some fucking reason. What a grade-A twat.

It's got to be the last gasp for these assholes, and they certainly won't go down quietly or easily. But their pathetic chant of "We will not be replaced" has got to be one of the sorriest death rattles ever.

Those fuckers in that main tiki torch photo look like such weak, scared little gerbils. So much for the master race.

Not with the likes of Bannon and the Huckabee clan on his side, amirite?

And Russia, don't forget how much he loves them. It's still baffling, as a child of the 80s, how the Republicans have gone from so much Cold War, Reagan-worshipping, Russian hating rhetoric for a good 30+ years to completely rolling over and ignoring all those beliefs in just a year and a half. I mean, I always knew…

"Look, there's a lot of bad people in history. If you're gonna point the finger at the Nazis, I mean, just point another right back at you. You know what you did."

Wait, you don't have a door on your asshole?? Mine is a classy little French set.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets out Lustful Cauldron's address*

Go on…..

That became a go-to accepted opinion years ago, almost to the point of cliche. I always took it as coming from people who appreciated Tarantino's techniques, writing, and place in the culture, but didn't actually "get" or like the typical Tarantino films.

And I just realized Trump not even saying "all sides" but "many sides" on this are wrong is another fucking dog whistle for his racist supporters to say he technically doesn't even include the supremecists and alt-right nazis.

I can't wait til I finally get one, because the interest rate alone should be incredible for my years of unpaid liberalism.