His mugshot will be Nolte levels of deliciousness

Yeah, that stood out to me, too.

The stupid alt-right memes of Trump being a tough guy are unbelievably nauseating, if only for how ridiculous it looks to put Trumps bloated head on the body of a muscleman,or boxer or whatever lame photo they doctor to make trump look tough. It looks like a bobblehead.

The ones who must watch porn on airplanes I really don't get.

Isn't San Diego where the dude behind Kony 2012 was jacking it in the streets?

Just like when the conservative reporter from a Jewish publication started to bring up the rise of anti-Semitism and Trump cut him off, shut him down, and said he'll "never meet anyone less anti-Semitic" than Trump. Next question. The guy wasn't even blaming Trump just wanted him to condemn the racists and…

"Cherish their history"??? Fuck. You.

Funny how he never condemns "all sides" when it's considered a Muslim attack or when it's black gang violence. He has no problems pointing his stubby fingers then.

Listen, until some comedian I never heard of does a bit defending Eli Roth, no, he's clearly indefensible.

Now I understand why whenever he's not on screen the other characters always go "Where's Eli Roth??"

Maybe it's because he's been a little rusty at it, but Hader's obvious over-reliance on the cue-cards lead me to believe the "jokes" were rushed last minute add-ons. And that John Mulaney wasn't sending in jokes the way he normally would for a Hader bit like that.

I haven't been able to drink the stuff ever since a co-worker said that it reminds her of exactly of the taste and consistency of jizz.

Also wondered why the author of this article was so annoyed by it.

Mine, too

Mine is "Aaron Burr, Sir". Eh, could be worse.

Woozle wuzzle?

God bless all those Johnny Pornoseeds who nobly spread copies of Cherry and Juggs for budding perverts to find all over this great land.

The tie is way too short and her hands are way too big to be Trump. His breasts are about that big, though, judging by those pics of him crashing a wedding in his golf polo last week.

Eh, that one's a little more like a "Sexy Billy Zabka" costume

Even removed from the gun display that seems like an awfully aggressive turn of phrase