Please clap.

Giuliani must have slipped back under the slimy rock that lizards like him enjoy

Lahren can't possibly look at the other two melted candles and have nothing but fear for her future

I think that's already happened to Eric but it didn't take.

"But you let in Mooch Glumplick!"

When he had to work with the lesser Van Dyke, did anybody help him out?!

Joker gets the edge there because he seems to know how to blend his makeup better.

Caan? Caan! CAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!

Yeah, I saw this story on another site but the headline just made it about Mandy deciding not to do it and I figured "Here we go, another 'Crazy Mandy' story". But it's actually a principled, well-thought position made decisively and quickly is support of a fellow actor. Nicely played.

That sentence made my head hurt.

I love McCartney but his ripped from the headlines, too-on-the-nose political songs can be kinda lame. *cough*Freedom*cough* He's better when he works in poetic metaphor like with "Blackbird".

Golden showers fill your bed

Scrambled eggs
What the fuck is that shit on your head?
No one can believe a thing you said
Oh we can't wait til you are dead

And wives

— Donald Trump

Phunbot sounds like a phun guy.

Fuck Josh

Now I'm even MORE worried about it!

Jesus Christ, even the JOKER has more basic decency than Trump

If Sandusky is not played by Andy Daly using his Don Dimello voice and demeanor, then I don't want to see it.