The creators of Garbage Paul Kids are kicking themselves for not thinking of that one

"Not nice!" is such a sad little rich kid complaint, right before he gathers his croquet mallets and storms home. It'd be almost adorable and not bone-chillingly frightening were he not the so-called leader of the free world.

I hear everything in Andre's voice, but then again I've been hit in the head on multiple occasions

God, just when I thought not anything could make me cringe more than white people saying"woke" or straights saying"yaasss queen", along trots dumbass conservatives thinking they're clever with "nothingburger". So boringly unfunny.

"Don't you hate pants?"

I've still never said "Reince Priebus" out loud for fear that it's an incantation to release a hellbeast. Considering the inhabitants of the White Housenow, I believe I was right.

I like that Hannity found the sweatiest, greasiest, most coke-faced picture of Fredo to promote the feature claiming his innocence. That's really some feat considering how oily he looks normally.

The only thing missing from this column is when he tells us "White people have names like 'Lenny' while black people have names like 'Carl'"

That was one of my complaint on the Beauty & The Beast remake. Why not use songs from the stage show that weren't in the original film? Instead they put in new songs that were far weaker and inconsequential than the stage songs.

Well, Atkinson also worked for them during the period when Disney was especially infamous for taking advantage of their voice actors. Look at the whole Robin Williams fiasco and subsequent lawsuit over such issues like disregarding his contract. And he was a far larger star that Rowan was, so you can only imagine…

It really is. I'm catching up and just finished June 1981. Holy shit was that a hell of a month. Stripes. Great Muppet Caper. History of the World Pt 1. Clash of the Titans. Cannonball Run. For Your Eyes Only. Superman Goddamned II. Raiders of the Lost Friggin' Arc, for Christ's sake. I didn't realize that most of my…

Enough cannot be said about it. I mean, yeah, it's been a hack go-to joke for 30+ years, but if you really stop and think about it it's goddamned staggering. When it blows in the wind you can tell it's like just three clumps of hair that are each two feet long. Crazy shit. Where's the Netflix documentary on it?

Is what's left of her soul trying to escape out of her right eye?

I'm sure Yoko, Lou Reed, or Captain Beefheart beat you to it

Especially in the mid 90s. It really wasn't until Reqiuem for a Dream and Beautiful Mind that the Connellaissance happened.

I like the idea of Hackman playing Luthor as a grizzled older guy that a hammy mid-life crisis guy.

What, is she funny or something?

"We thought it was strange that a 15 second clip of you singing the Growing Pains theme song became the number 3 song in the country."

Yeah I was just listening to him lambasting the Steve Harvey letter's demands and I was like "Really??"

Kathy Griffin misjudged the amount of goodwill people had for her in the first place. I don't know anyone who genuinely likes her comedy, other than many some young gay people who think it's mandatory to like her. Otherwise you might pass her on a channel, give a slight chuckle at best, and move on. She seems the…