Thiel made enough money to allow him to act like a troll. Milo acted like a troll to make money. Different sides but similar coin.

I'm hoping it was sarcasm rendered poorly

Or Brundlefly.

He also lamely snuck into Stern's offices recently by fooling some poor janitor and filming it all like a giggley frat boy and got reprimanded

Katie was not making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

Adorably optimistic.

"They're all flowy and have hard opinions about things."

"Uh! All Night" and "Let's Put the X in Sex" are the pinnacles of Paul Stanley smugly thinking he's being subversively naughty. Compared to those "Love Gun" is downright subtle.

Shake more ineffectually, boy!

The Spike Lee film Bamboozled had such an interesting concept and had some interesting (and beautifully sad) ideas, but the execution was so sloppy and disjointed. And was not helped at all by a truly terrible Damon Wayons performance.

I.. I just don't think I could handle a "Reposted Breitbart Comments" account

According to Lindsay Logan, yes.

I love reading that in a sarcastic voice. I gotta believe they took the gripes of staffers and just wrote the opposite. It's tracks exactly like that Simpsons episode with Homer's brother:

Yeah, but as their commander-in-idiocy actually said last week "well I'm President and you're not". At a "religious" function no less. Class.

I heard that in U.K. Schools the US revolution is shrugged off as "eh, it wasn't really a big deal, they were a shitty colony that was worth nothing so we let them go." I don't know if it's true or not but that's funny if it is.

Wait, are you saying Jesus didn't say "fuck the freeloading poor" and "the Good Samaritan was a cuck snowflake"?

Yeah they're the ones who elected Reagan, Trump, Arnold (who is an immigant for'ner married to a Kennedy no less). Our biggest celeb is a 3rd Teri SNL performer, and you'd be hard pressed to argue that Franken doesn't know what he's talking about.

The Obama stuff is so personal and bizarre, like Trump is his ex-girlfriend. Until he roasted Trump at the press dinner (which was only in response to Trump's vicious birther attacks), what exactly did Obama do to Trump? It's not even like he regulated businesses at all, in fact he gave them huge bailouts which I'm…

Can you imagine the number of abortions he must have in his past, not counting Eric?

All these chumps with their "Emperor" talk would have been just dandy to let King George do as he please.