Once heard it explained that Democrats are working through their Daddy issues by rejecting the authoritarian types who want to regulate against culture and sexual politics while Republicans want father figures to tell them what to do. In my experience that sounds accurate, even more so now.

There's nothing that makes my skin crawl more than when they refer to Trump as their "God", "Emperor", "Daddy" "Papa", etc. It's so creepy on many levels, even if they just think they're being funny. Plus do you really want Trump as your dad? Odds are you'll end up as Eric or Don Jr. and I don't like those odds.

They're just glad that Obama isn't the founder of SAG/AFTRA or else Trump would have shut the whole thing down.

"Look if I knew you were my daughter I wouldn't have tried to fuck you." Maron is actually perfect in this role.

The baby looked at you?

They had ALREADY paid out at least $13 million and STILL were fine with keeping him on until the whole thing was made public.

Especially since nobody I work with can figure out how to not burn the fucking thing. Seriously how can it be so hard for you to figure out, Janet??

It ain't a Lemon party without ol' Dick

Trump Oreos really do taste like shit burned in a tire fire.

As a kid I thought Calvins dad was a real dick. Now when I read them he makes a lot of sound points. I am become Calvins Dad, destroyer of young idealism.

My Lemon Party one surprisingly didn't taste at all like lemons.

Uh, if so, I gotta go. I may owe them a few pennies.

Of course it would be Dylan who would call that bluff

And when you're done you can use all that to get a prison tattoo!

I'm surprised at this point he's not just cranking out albums called Get The Hell Off My Lawn and Slow Down! Kids Live In This Neighborhood Goddamnit!!

Then 5 years after that slowly taking half a day to download one shittily compressed song off Kazaa will be all the rage in Brooklyn

At the where?

Depending on what photo of TLC they used for the cover, it could be both

"…which will bring back retired engineers to show the young’uns how to make LPs, according to CNN"

Goddammit, Manson, get back in your cell!