I hope there was a record scratch sound effect before that line.

In this climate, wouldn't surprise me if her lawsuit is completely underwritten by some right-wing nut job millionaire, a'la the Gawker thing with Hulk Hogan.

"I can read… TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!!!"

"I know what I'll do - audition with the big song from the current most popular show/movie! Nobody else with think of that! I'M A GENIUS AND SMARTER THAN EVERYONE!!"

You haven't lived until you've heard three 12 year old girls in a row do Hamilton's death rap as a monologue.

As a theatre teacher I can't wait to hear this song in every audition for the next two years. So long, Moana.

The AV Club really shouldn't be celebrating hack re-quoting of pop culture. It's not very cromulent.

Or if Obama looked like a decomposing walrus in his golf clothes?

Low Energy Donnie! Sad!

Since people's looks and weight are his go-to insult, I say he's fair game to insult for the same.

Same here, with the exception being the movies. I love the movies we grew up with in the 80s. Not so much everything else.

That's also a terrible picture of him. Not that there's any good ones to choose from, but it's sad that's the best one to use on a faked cover. He thinks it conveys strength and power but looks just like a fat toddler pouting that you woke him from his nappytime.

One fortunate bit of the incompetence of this administration is that they're too inept to successfully pull off a really complex scheme.

It's A Small Hands World

It's a forgotten piece of land in the middle of nowhere that he values at $1. That's got "Tiffanyland" written all over it.

Oh god, please don't make Stephen King talk in his version of "hip" street lingo. It's always… embarrassing when he tries to invent slang.

"Have I told you kids about the 60s?"

I don't think I'd care to do a full fringe rewatch, especially the early "monster of the week" ones where they were still figuring the show out. But the alternate US seasons were quite cool and I should watch them again.

Thanks, Omaha!

What kind of rapping name is Steve… STEVE??