And all but admits to wanting to fuck his own daughter. But just one of them.

Just like the old gypsy woman said!

I live on the opposite coast of Florida. That museum is on my list of places to visit.

And Scientologists. Don't forget the Scientologists.

I currently live in the town Stephen Root came from. Where's our Jimmy James statue? Or Bill Dauterive? Hell, I'd even settle for a Milton one.

"I did a star war!"

Forget it, Dikachu. It's Chinatown.

Worth trying, seeing as the guy with a fucking jet pack couldn't get away from it.

"Wow, the porn stars playing Badger and Skinny Pete really look like them!"

"Old time gays"
Now I'm picturing a fabulously attired gent riding a penny-farthing bicycle with a rainbow colored onion tied to his belt.

Cranston hangs dong

Someone should create a plugin that changes all of Trump's tweets that say "SAD!"with "MALARKEY!"

Walt must be spinning in his cryogenic chamber.

SQUIRREL!

BECAUSE SOUTH PARK LOST THE SONG OSCAR TO TARZAN SO MATT AND TREY TOLD ME I HAD TO HATE HIM!!!

Geekdom's version of the Pizzagate shooter

Which is the part that most people either don't read or gloss over, ironically, while to Orwell it was the whole point of the book.

Steve Salieri has nothing but terrible things to say about Mike.

Pete Campbell succeeded in that.

The Canadian version of the 80s Slobs vs Snobs ski movie would be the politest darned thing you've ever seen, judging from that clip. "Quite a lot of them are uncooperative… Smart-alecks … tend to lip you off." Adorable, eh?