Only if they were a former Barcelona product. You gotta connect the Haisley dots.

So can we expect 5 breakdowns per year of every player who isn’t good enough to play in the Premiere League, or are those just going to be limited to Deulofeu?

Incidentally, Speed 3 is also what the bus driver was on.

I heard YaYa Toure got a pudding drip at the same clinic

I’m sure these warnings will be just as heeded as the “don’t run the one person who might lose to an idiot like Donald Trump” warning.

...won’t get the clicks.

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

Please, the correct term is “simulation”.

Last seen in the stationary aisle of Staples, drooling at the stacks of brown envelopes…

He might still be in a job if not for Andy Carroll’s top knot performance yesterday.

Crazy that a guy named Bob would struggle to stay afloat.

“We shoulda had more time.”

Don’t you think the face wipe to the devil is kinda harsh? I know he’s probably done some stuff you may not agree with, and in 2016, with this vicious internet culture we all have to navigate through — a culture where every word, typed or spoken, every picture, video or snapshot — is under such intense scrutiny that…

Nothing against Crystal Palace, but I hope for Big Sam’s sake they get relegated.

The structure of professional leagues just make no sense

If I refused to work for people I hate, I’d be unemployable.

They are contracted employees. I assume adult women know to read contracts before signing and agreeing to the terms. I won’t insult them by clutching my pearls that they have to adhere to their contracts.

use the term ‘cost conscious’ instead of ‘garbage’, it’s way classier

or just drink it right out of the tap on the bag

is it though? the spectrum is wide, and certainly he is at the extreme, but the bell curve of NFL players seems to exhibit that the ones who don’t do anything are on the left, the ones who beat women are in the middle, and the ones who kill people are on the right.