Poor Turkey.

Is there a hack to get this shipped to Canada?

Is there a hack to get this shipped to Canada?

They get commissions if people follow their links.

They get commissions if people follow their links.

But seriously, fuck telemarketers...

I guess I’m supposed to care but I couldn’t care less.

We’re supposed to give a shit, aren’t we?

For somebody used to communicating in 140 characters, you couldn’t cut through the crap when writing this?

Love how the ref checks on him before waving it over.

Rodney sees through the scam.

Fitbit charge won’t come up.

Fitbit charge won’t come up.

Links don’t work for me. Take me to a general search page.

Links don’t work for me. Take me to a general search page.

Two words: Jimmy Hoffa.

Brees has just as much right to his opinions as Kapernick.

We have a weiner.

FREE WEINER!**

You’ve confused “afraid of” with “don’t want”.

Good Girl is a good read... twists all the way through.

Good Girl is a good read... twists all the way through.

What defines ‘Tiki’ ?

Kickin’ it old skool...

...if the tats don’t kill the endorsements, this will.